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I assume one of the competitions will concentrate more on the political implications of frog jumping, while the other will be more of a celebration of Frog Pride.

I think the picture shows that the Times really missed the story here. Look at that humanoid arm in the picture -- obviously these jumping frogs are being raised by a species of toad-people.

Oh, the humanity.

There, rules stipulate that frogs are kept cool and in the dark, limited to three jumps daily, and that soothing music, either soft rock or cool jazz, is played at all times.

Strangely, these are precisely the rules imposed on luxury hotel managers by the Rolling Stones' road crew for the proper care and handling of Keith Richards.

Talk about a species of toad-people.

Sounds like divide and conquer to me. Except they are self-dividing. Like some sort of social amoeba.
Or wait, did the FBI start a cointelpro style disruption campaign in Calveras Co.? Too weird.

Hmmm...yesssss..."cointelpro" indeed...Wait, isn't Coin TelPro™ the combination change-sorter/internet kiosk chain that got in so much trouble for "donating" .001% of your sorted change to the Saudi-based non-profit organization Arabs United to Lower Laura Bush's Eyebrows?

Laura Bush's Eyebrows was my favorite 80s new-wave band. God they were good.

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