Comments on Niketown's New Ad Campaign

If you enjoy those motivational Successories posters, you'll love these de-motivational posters.

Didn't you slobber all over some hooker feet in Skipping Towards Gomorrah?

Speaking of Successories (I had no idea that's what they were called), have you seen despair.com's spoof posters? Guffaw.

Yes, but at the suggestion of the hooker. Actually, at his insistence.

Sometimes a lame marketing campaign is just a lame marketing campaign.

Or a cigar.

Or someone's wife, or possibly his hat.

Anyway.

I'm on 6th ave almost every day to catch my bus- I think it would make my morning to see an army of business men walking down the street with hard ons. Just sayin'.

My first thought: bastinado and falaka. And lest you think that's just something that other people do, well, they often do it on behalf of "the good guys". (It's done in your name, so it's your responsibility and no, it doesn't matter how you voted). At least Iran and the Taliban admit they do it and aren't hypocritical about its legality.