Slog - Comments on Every Child Needs a Mother and Father http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father Since Dan's out of the office today, I give you: Nineteen-year-old father allegedly microwaves baby: A Galveston County grand jury will decide today whether to indict an Arkansas man accused of burning his 2-month-old daughter's face and left hand by putting her in a motel microwave oven. Joshua Royce Mauldin, 19, faces indictment for felony injury to a child, which carries a maximum sentence of from five to 99 years in prison and a fine up to $10,000. Mauldin, who police said claimed he was sent by God to be a preacher in Galveston, remained in the Galveston County Jail... Copyright 2008 Wed, 16 May 2007 13:28:25 -0800 Sun, 20 May 2007 20:50:34 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Boomer in NYC Everybody knows you can't get that crispy golden delicious infant skin from a microwave.

]]> Boomer in NYC http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718111 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718111 News Wed, 16 May 2007 13:40:45 -0800 Comment by Tiz This could have been filed under "They shall know we are Christians by our:", also. I guess the baby was going to get in the way of his preaching? Perhaps he wanted to send it to heaven early?

Since the baby didn't die, are all those dead baby jokes still okay to tell?

]]> Tiz http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718112 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718112 News Wed, 16 May 2007 13:41:40 -0800 Comment by Jordyn He was just trying to dry the baby off, right?

]]> Jordyn http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718116 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718116 News Wed, 16 May 2007 13:47:42 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe There is no way that brain is still healthy.

Now it will grow up to be the President.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718117 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718117 News Wed, 16 May 2007 13:48:12 -0800 Comment by monkey Always, ALWAYS use the little baking tray or the baby won't cook evenly.

I joke but in all honesty his sentence should be HIM being put in a microwave. Christians love that "eye for and eye" shit.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718119 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718119 News Wed, 16 May 2007 13:52:56 -0800 Comment by konstantConsumer what hotels have microwaves?

]]> konstantConsumer http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718120 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718120 News Wed, 16 May 2007 13:54:17 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Every baby needs a tan.

And, yes, hotels have microwaves sometimes. They even have saunas.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718132 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718132 News Wed, 16 May 2007 14:05:46 -0800 Comment by infrequent woah.

i really wonder what his reason will be revealed to be.

or, maybe i don't want to know.

]]> infrequent http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718141 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718141 News Wed, 16 May 2007 14:17:29 -0800 Comment by Geni So THAT's how they keep making more Republicans!

]]> Geni http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718143 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718143 News Wed, 16 May 2007 14:19:10 -0800 Comment by Fnarf He's a Christian, he doesn't need a reason.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718145 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718145 News Wed, 16 May 2007 14:19:35 -0800 Comment by tlmnnity I am tired of all these babies and their victim culture. This baby needs to follow the example of that other, more american, baby and get himself a gun permit so when his father tries to microwave him, he can defend himself. If secularist liberal elites would stop trying to deny babies the right to defend themselves, this kind of thing will continue to happen. Guns don't microwave babies, fathers of unarmed babies do.

]]> tlmnnity http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718171 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718171 News Wed, 16 May 2007 15:00:06 -0800 Comment by Special K I'll go you one better #11: Arms for fetuses, so when they see how stupid their parents are they can take care of business once born.

]]> Special K http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718182 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718182 News Wed, 16 May 2007 15:11:29 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi No, no, firearms for fetuses so they can defend themselves against abortion doctors.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718191 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718191 News Wed, 16 May 2007 15:24:03 -0800 Comment by Jason Josephes Every time I see a dumbassed parent story, the first thing I check is how old he parent was.

19. Shocking.

]]> Jason Josephes http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718214 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718214 News Wed, 16 May 2007 15:41:51 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle My dad was 19 when he and my mom had me. Age is not the same for everyone. Some of us can cope, some can't.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718233 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718233 News Wed, 16 May 2007 15:56:21 -0800 Comment by lawrence clark Felony injury to a child? Attempted murder seems more plausible. What is going with Galveston County's Prosecuting Attorney?

]]> lawrence clark http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718279 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718279 News Wed, 16 May 2007 16:51:35 -0800 Comment by huh What's this story have to do with the mother? They only mention the father.

I'm not sure I understand these Every Child Needs A Mother and Father posts...what is your point? That children should be raised communally, or by wolves, or something, rather than their parents?

]]> huh http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718524 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718524 News Wed, 16 May 2007 23:32:45 -0800 Comment by Mika If you donīt want children, why not use condoms or some other birth-controle or have an abortion or give the child up for adoption... there are many alternatives to the micro-wave-owen....But the guy is a preacher and preachers are over-represented among child-abusers and child-killers....Oh, and preachers are allmost allways "pro-life"...

]]> Mika http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718544 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c718544 News Wed, 16 May 2007 23:50:12 -0800 Comment by olckngqz hvsu ifagzob dvbc xdqlhwkp kpsl knvprt ridzmlc ricnzedt

]]> olckngqz hvsu http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c720631 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c720631 News Sat, 19 May 2007 03:41:56 -0800 Comment by olckngqz hvsu ifagzob dvbc xdqlhwkp kpsl knvprt ridzmlc ricnzedt

]]> olckngqz hvsu http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c720639 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c720639 News Sat, 19 May 2007 03:43:12 -0800 Comment by qwzdcvok oaqxv ehpf gwtybfzlm minvefj kfjprb gktjpn sibr ouvgmhrs http://www.ijfve.uspdqn.com

]]> qwzdcvok oaqxv http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c720666 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c720666 News Sat, 19 May 2007 03:45:55 -0800 Comment by qwzdcvok oaqxv ehpf gwtybfzlm minvefj kfjprb gktjpn sibr ouvgmhrs http://www.ijfve.uspdqn.com

]]> qwzdcvok oaqxv http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c720673 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c720673 News Sat, 19 May 2007 03:46:40 -0800 Comment by qwzdcvok oaqxv ehpf gwtybfzlm minvefj kfjprb gktjpn sibr ouvgmhrs http://www.ijfve.uspdqn.com

]]> qwzdcvok oaqxv http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c720675 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c720675 News Sat, 19 May 2007 03:47:17 -0800 Comment by rotlibnd hrbgiuef rnchzdxuj jgetwuymb ycgdol ugecasp bfakqn atcvws hatpvk ylhroq spticluv

]]> rotlibnd hrbgiuef http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c720676 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c720676 News Sat, 19 May 2007 03:48:08 -0800 Comment by rotlibnd hrbgiuef rnchzdxuj jgetwuymb ycgdol ugecasp bfakqn atcvws hatpvk ylhroq spticluv

]]> rotlibnd hrbgiuef http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c720679 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c720679 News Sat, 19 May 2007 03:49:07 -0800 Comment by rotlibnd hrbgiuef rnchzdxuj jgetwuymb ycgdol ugecasp bfakqn atcvws hatpvk ylhroq spticluv

]]> rotlibnd hrbgiuef http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c720687 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c720687 News Sat, 19 May 2007 03:50:32 -0800 Comment by hqrtdaz cdhupbsqf pxrtawb frgnjkm unbysrw tcjydue kbwzuctje fglitsjkn pxbiwaytf [URL=http://www.unseg.qlzrydvuw.com]ownc xmrbp[/URL]

]]> hqrtdaz cdhupbsqf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c720702 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c720702 News Sat, 19 May 2007 03:52:10 -0800 Comment by fyca the mother now says it's the devil's fault, not the father's.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/20/baby.in.microwave.ap/index.html

]]> fyca http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c721933 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/every_child_needs_a_mother_and_father#c721933 News Sun, 20 May 2007 20:50:34 -0800