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Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Don’t Free Paris

posted by on May 8 at 15:29 PM

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Earlier today, I slogged about Paris Hilton’s plans to beg Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her from her 45-day jail sentence, armed with the “Free Paris Hilton!” internet petition.

Thanks to Slog commenter Meh, I now know that concerned parties can make their voices heard by signing the “Don’t Free Paris Hilton” petition.

You know what to do.

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1

Enjoy prison (you know what I mean) you vapid whore!

Posted by monkey | May 8, 2007 3:43 PM
2

Careful, you'll most likely offend keshmeshi for such harsh words spoken of any 'woman'.

Look, I said woman. Not bitch, woman. How nice of me to adjust my vocabulary for some stupid bitch.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 8, 2007 3:59 PM
3

Can I sign it twice? Once for me and once for Paris?

Posted by Will in Seattle | May 8, 2007 4:24 PM
4

Blow it out your ass, Poe.

I have no problem with insults directed at specific people. I do, however, object to bullshit such as this:

His girlfriend probably wouldn't do 'that' and his wife probably is a bitch.

If Phil Hartman was still alive, I'm sure he'd have something to say about women.

and

We all know that she is what chicks dig.

Look at Pretty Woman. Women love that movie. It holds a great message. "Are you a whore? That's okay, because with your horsehead-mouth, obnoxious laugh and canyonesque twat, one of these days 'that special someone' will come by and everything will be okay."

Have fun making assumptions about/hurling insults at all women, all while claiming that you don't hate women. I'm sure someone will believe you.

Posted by keshmeshi | May 8, 2007 4:32 PM
5

haha, online petitions. Really, they're so cute. My favorite is the petition to allow a Pokemon to run for president.

Posted by Jordyn | May 8, 2007 4:46 PM
6

You're such a victim.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 8, 2007 4:48 PM
7

(6 @ 4)

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 8, 2007 4:49 PM
8

By the way kesh, did you ever bother to read the article in which the first comment, the one you were ever-so offended by, was made?

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 8, 2007 4:51 PM
9

Where is the petition to lock up Mr. Poe and keshmeshi in the same cell with Paris?

Posted by N. Richie | May 8, 2007 5:01 PM
10

!!!1!!

That would be AWESOME!

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 8, 2007 5:04 PM
11

@5 - you mean we didn't do that? But then who is Pres?

Posted by Will in Seattle | May 8, 2007 5:05 PM
12

Ms Hilton once claimed to be this generation's Iconic Blonde. Certainly, this picture is the proof of that.

Posted by mutant_gn0me | May 8, 2007 5:06 PM
13

I'll stop.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 8, 2007 5:06 PM
14

@6-8,

And you're such an idiot.

Yes, I did read the article and I noticed some choice bits that you apparently ignored:

...men cheat more than women worldwide. But while Japanese men who pay for sex may consider the practice purely recreational — rather than a firing offenseAmericans try to find acceptable excuses for the cheating.

He could blame sexual addiction, that you can’t control yourself,” Ms. Druckerman said.

Men know they are cheating when they pay for sex, but “there’s a lot of rationalization that goes on,” said Russell J. Stambaugh, a clinical psychologist in Ann Arbor, Mich., who has helped patients deal with the issue. Some men believe they are entitled to sex with many women because of biological needs or because their partner doesn’t satisfy them in bed, Dr. Stambaugh said.

“They have a very healthy sense of denial,” she said. “They blame the people they’re in relationships with. ‘My girlfriend won’t do this. My wife is a bitch.

It's interesting that men in other countries don't see the need to whine about how they were driven to cheating.

American men are such victims.

Posted by keshmeshi | May 8, 2007 5:06 PM
15

Never understood the fame. What did she ever do other than blow her BF on video? Gotta tell ya, I'm just about maxed out on Paris Fucking Hilton.

Posted by Bauhaus | May 8, 2007 5:07 PM
16

Too bad I didn't hit refresh before I posted, could've saved some time. Oh well.

Posted by keshmeshi | May 8, 2007 5:12 PM
17

I think that picture alone justifies any sort of cruel and unusual punishment.

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay | May 8, 2007 5:12 PM
18

Escalade? Check. Huge burger? Check. Porno swimsuit? Check. Diamonds? Check. Wind-blown hair? Check. Cameltoe? Check.

(Wait, is camel toe one word or two? Amy Kate?)

Paris Hilton should be governor of California, not Schwarzedickface. She represents everything great about America, like Anna Nicole only with consciousness.

Posted by Fnarf | May 8, 2007 5:27 PM
19

The AP Style Guide has nothing to say on the camel toe/cameltoe issue. Get with it Associated Press! I vote for "camel toe."

Posted by keshmeshi | May 8, 2007 5:37 PM
20

Paris is right: Rich, important people shouldn't have to go to jail. Couldn't the judge have commuted her sentence to some kind of rehab-themed reality show? Then we could all learn from her example.

Posted by flamingbanjo | May 8, 2007 5:51 PM
21

All I know is that I now want to eat a Carl's Jr. burger off of a tranny ex-con's chest.

Posted by laterite | May 8, 2007 5:56 PM
22

@1:
So, a woman who happpens to be rich, beautiful, gregarious, and libidinous is, in your estimation, nothing but a "vapid whore"?

Paris Hilton represents the apex of western civilization, and you lack the cortical bandwidth to appreciate that fact.

You demean yourself, monkey, as do the rest of you chattering chimps!

Posted by Sean | May 8, 2007 6:54 PM
23

"Free Paris Hilton"? What's the good in that?

Now, "Free Pie and Chips", that's something else again. Who doesn't want Free Pie and Chips?

Posted by RonK, Seattle | May 8, 2007 7:21 PM
24

Usually, I don't like to comment on a woman's looks, but I just have to say this.

For all the money that has been thrown at her appearance through the years, and all the money still available for future projects, don't you think they could have done a better job? She's a downright peculiar looking woman. Not ugly, but certainly peculiar.

And the only reason that's important is because she makes such a big deal of her beauty.

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay | May 9, 2007 7:56 AM
25

I know what to do and thats to not sign anything. I don't go around trying to stick people in prison out of wanton hate and I don't care if she argues her way out of this situation. It is her right as a citizen to contest the due process of law and you would be arguing your innocence to if you got busted by the po po.
Stop acting like a bunch of ninny snitches. She's rich waah she always gets her way waah. I hope she gets anal raped in prison waah does that make you all happy. so as Ministry always said in that song 'So what.'
and KRS ! thats the sound of the police

Posted by summertime | May 9, 2007 10:21 AM
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@22

No, THIS woman who happpens to be rich, beautiful, gregarious, and libidinous is, in my estimation, nothing but a "vapid whore".

Paris Hilton DOES represents the apex of western civilization, and I have the cortical bandwidth to appreciate the fact that that is a very very sad thing.

Chattering chimp? Yes I am. Paris Hilton is still a vapid whore, though. She's not the only one but she's the one that bugs me the most.

Posted by monkey | May 9, 2007 11:19 AM
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