Celeb Don’t Free Paris
posted by May 8 at 15:29 PM
onEarlier today, I slogged about Paris Hilton’s plans to beg Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her from her 45-day jail sentence, armed with the “Free Paris Hilton!” internet petition.
Thanks to Slog commenter Meh, I now know that concerned parties can make their voices heard by signing the “Don’t Free Paris Hilton” petition.
You know what to do.
Comments
Enjoy prison (you know what I mean) you vapid whore!
Careful, you'll most likely offend keshmeshi for such harsh words spoken of any 'woman'.
Look, I said woman. Not bitch, woman. How nice of me to adjust my vocabulary for some stupid bitch.
Can I sign it twice? Once for me and once for Paris?
Blow it out your ass, Poe.
I have no problem with insults directed at specific people. I do, however, object to bullshit such as this:
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Have fun making assumptions about/hurling insults at all women, all while claiming that you don't hate women. I'm sure someone will believe you.
haha, online petitions. Really, they're so cute. My favorite is the petition to allow a Pokemon to run for president.
You're such a victim.
(6 @ 4)
By the way kesh, did you ever bother to read the article in which the first comment, the one you were ever-so offended by, was made?
Where is the petition to lock up Mr. Poe and keshmeshi in the same cell with Paris?
!!!1!!
That would be AWESOME!
@5 - you mean we didn't do that? But then who is Pres?
Ms Hilton once claimed to be this generation's Iconic Blonde. Certainly, this picture is the proof of that.
I'll stop.
@6-8,
And you're such an idiot.
Yes, I did read the article and I noticed some choice bits that you apparently ignored:
It's interesting that men in other countries don't see the need to whine about how they were driven to cheating.
American men are such victims.
Never understood the fame. What did she ever do other than blow her BF on video? Gotta tell ya, I'm just about maxed out on Paris Fucking Hilton.
Too bad I didn't hit refresh before I posted, could've saved some time. Oh well.
I think that picture alone justifies any sort of cruel and unusual punishment.
Escalade? Check. Huge burger? Check. Porno swimsuit? Check. Diamonds? Check. Wind-blown hair? Check. Cameltoe? Check.
(Wait, is camel toe one word or two? Amy Kate?)
Paris Hilton should be governor of California, not Schwarzedickface. She represents everything great about America, like Anna Nicole only with consciousness.
The AP Style Guide has nothing to say on the camel toe/cameltoe issue. Get with it Associated Press! I vote for "camel toe."
Paris is right: Rich, important people shouldn't have to go to jail. Couldn't the judge have commuted her sentence to some kind of rehab-themed reality show? Then we could all learn from her example.
All I know is that I now want to eat a Carl's Jr. burger off of a tranny ex-con's chest.
@1:
So, a woman who happpens to be rich, beautiful, gregarious, and libidinous is, in your estimation, nothing but a "vapid whore"?
Paris Hilton represents the apex of western civilization, and you lack the cortical bandwidth to appreciate that fact.
You demean yourself, monkey, as do the rest of you chattering chimps!
"Free Paris Hilton"? What's the good in that?
Now, "Free Pie and Chips", that's something else again. Who doesn't want Free Pie and Chips?
Usually, I don't like to comment on a woman's looks, but I just have to say this.
For all the money that has been thrown at her appearance through the years, and all the money still available for future projects, don't you think they could have done a better job? She's a downright peculiar looking woman. Not ugly, but certainly peculiar.
And the only reason that's important is because she makes such a big deal of her beauty.
I know what to do and thats to not sign anything. I don't go around trying to stick people in prison out of wanton hate and I don't care if she argues her way out of this situation. It is her right as a citizen to contest the due process of law and you would be arguing your innocence to if you got busted by the po po.
Stop acting like a bunch of ninny snitches. She's rich waah she always gets her way waah. I hope she gets anal raped in prison waah does that make you all happy. so as Ministry always said in that song 'So what.'
and KRS ! thats the sound of the police
@22
No, THIS woman who happpens to be rich, beautiful, gregarious, and libidinous is, in my estimation, nothing but a "vapid whore".
Paris Hilton DOES represents the apex of western civilization, and I have the cortical bandwidth to appreciate the fact that that is a very very sad thing.
Chattering chimp? Yes I am. Paris Hilton is still a vapid whore, though. She's not the only one but she's the one that bugs me the most.
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