Slog - Comments on Little Dinky Hasselhoff Catches Big Drinky Hasselhoff on Tape, Cries, “Daddy…Please Stop Drinking!” http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b A terrible and too revealing amateur video has been released by something called ET that features David Hasselhoff (who is nothing but Patrick Swayze sans the dancey-dancey, let's face it) as drunk as two fiddler’s bitches fighting over a liver in a bucket of gin. In it, he is rolling around on the floor half naked and trying to eat a hamburger. The horrible video was shot by Hasselhoff’s poor 16-year-old daughter, and, most weirdly and horribly of all, the video shoot was allegedly PRESHCEDULED, David having asked his daughter way ahead of time to film him the next time... Copyright 2008 Thu, 03 May 2007 14:14:57 -0800 Sat, 12 May 2007 17:58:47 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Mr. Poe AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707144 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707144 Celeb Thu, 03 May 2007 14:31:31 -0800 Comment by jackie treehorn Adrian, are you addicted to dlisted, too?

]]> jackie treehorn http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707146 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707146 Celeb Thu, 03 May 2007 14:34:34 -0800 Comment by elswinger At least he has Kit as his designated driver.

]]> elswinger http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707152 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707152 Celeb Thu, 03 May 2007 14:41:35 -0800 Comment by darling463 elsie the talking LPN,

Kit is short for 'keep in touch'. you assed for it, you got it, toy yoda. give us a rest.

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]]> Hernandez http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707183 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707183 Celeb Thu, 03 May 2007 15:13:09 -0800 Comment by Boomer in NYC Adrian, I have been waiting all effin' afternoon to hear what you were going to say about this...

]]> Boomer in NYC http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707196 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707196 Celeb Thu, 03 May 2007 15:22:16 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe He hasn't said enough. Encorez.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707197 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707197 Celeb Thu, 03 May 2007 15:23:08 -0800 Comment by monkey The Hoff:
"Taylor, did you see the way Alec Baldwin treats his kid? You got it easy. At least I'm not a mean drunk. It's got me thinking though... I need my own father/daughter ranting tape. Baldwin only had audio. I'm going for video. Will you help daddy embarrass himself, honey? I'd do it for you. How about next Thursday, you, me, a bottle of scotch, some In-N-Out, and the trusty Sony Camcorder your mom and I filmed your conception with... what do you say?"

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707205 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707205 Celeb Thu, 03 May 2007 15:28:35 -0800 Comment by Eric Grandy And so The Girl With a Dick becomes merely the second funniest video on Slog today. Well played, Adrian. Well played.

]]> Eric Grandy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707218 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707218 Celeb Thu, 03 May 2007 15:46:09 -0800 Comment by SDA in SEA Holy Crap! I don't think I'll ever touch a drink ever again. Ever. Ugh! I'd be mortified if anyone ever taped me like that.

On the other hand, I don't think I could sit through the republican debate without a good stiff drink or two...

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LISTEN TO THIS TO IT

]]> KELLY O http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707253 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707253 Celeb Thu, 03 May 2007 16:14:36 -0800 Comment by KELLY O I meant, listen to THIS!

]]> KELLY O http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707258 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707258 Celeb Thu, 03 May 2007 16:19:54 -0800 Comment by Paulus Jeez man, cut the dude some slack. He's not a god.

Or is he...?

]]> Paulus http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707498 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/05/dinky_little_hasselhoff_catches_drinky_b#c707498 Celeb Thu, 03 May 2007 23:23:46 -0800 Comment by Buy best antivirus Hello everyone, wanna be part of some kind of community, possible here? anyone here?

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