Comments on Dept. of Crushing Disappointments

I'm far from a prude, but that made me feel dirty to read. Blech!

whatever Carollani. that is a beautiful example of people helping other people out. a great use of the review format.

And now I know what Glands of Montgomery are called.

We truly live in a global age. I wish this site existed when I was 13 and we had Cinemax. You really had to take your chances on some of those movies.

Havoc was horrible. It felt like I was missing, oh, 30 minutes of the movie and the ending. It's been awhile, though. I forgot the film existed until I saw the image.

"Her nipple is fully engorged and erect and in such a state represents the equivalent of a full female erection. Such a state cannot be “acted”. She is sexually fully aroused in this scene."


kt, I am absolutely all for ogling actors and actresses, but that paragraph right there makes me want to wretch bile all over my keyboard.

Anne Hathaway is UGLY.

I ♥ spl.

The nipple thing is incredibly stupid. Any woman who's been topless in a freezing room or has breastfed a child knows that nipples can be completely 'engorged' (?) without any feelings of sexual arousal at all. A woman can also be very 'wet' (even to the point of leaking through clothes!) simply due to changes in cervical fluid around ovulation. Nothing to do with arousal.

Not that she wasn't, but. Just doing my part to correct the very tiring and constant projection that a woman must be aroused simply because the guy looking at her is.

Movie Nudity boards are the lulz.

In my childhood experience, the softcore on Cinemax always sucked (pun certainly not intended). HBO's stuff was too slick and lacking, while Showtime always pushed the envelope the farthest, even if their offerings were trashier on average.

I wonder if Anne Hathaway likes crab and asparagus omelettes for breakfast.

I dunno. adoctorwrites's write-up almost borders on satire. It's difficult to say whether it's incredibly creepy or brilliantly funny.