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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Dept. of Crushing Disappointments

posted by on May 22 at 11:52 AM

From comments left on the site Celebrity Nudity Database, regarding Anne Hathaway’s nude scenes in the movie Havoc:

I just saw the un-rated version and I’m disappointed, there’s no additional scenes involving Anne’s nudity in this film and “the hard-core stuff” A.K.A the scene with the vibrator.—scorpionking
It’s the first day of the release of this film and I’ve got the DVD in my player at this moment, courtesy of Netflix, and I can say categorically that there’s no Hathaway bush in this film. As mentioned in other reviews, there are three scenes where her not-inconsiderable rack in on display (9:58, 36:45, and 1:03:54) but no money shot. Judging from the hair on her arms, though, I’d say she’s hiding quite a growler under that skirt.—mzungu
Anne Hathaway’s nice breasts are exposed three times, thats it. Whoever wrote the original nudity reviews for this should be smacked! They were either lying or crazy.—Beavis
In addition to what the other reviewers said, you see the top half of her ass hanging out of her pants during a fight sequence at the beginning of the movie. If you pause in the right places, those pants are so far down that she may as well be butt naked. I would say this is almost as good as a nude ass scene, but I give it 2 stars because the shots are all brief and you have to use your pause button.—dav345
Ms Hathaway performs 3 nude scenes in this movie. In the first scene, Ms Hathaway is in the back of a car with a male companion. She removes her top and bra to expose her magnificent breasts before going down on the actor to perform a blowjob. The actors facial expression suggests he ejaculates in her mouth. In the second scene Ms Hathaway lays on a couch and performs for a video cameraman. She slips down her top to reveal a fully erect nipple, before sliding her right hand down her jeans to masturbate. The pelvic gyrations in this scene are also mastubatory in nature. Her nipple is fully engorged and erect and in such a state represents the equivalent of a full female erection. Such a state cannot be “acted”. She is sexually fully aroused in this scene. Look at the shadow her nipple casts and the raised nature of her Glands of Montgomery - wow!!!—adoctorwrites
If you are into nudity, either male or female, pass on this movie. There is nothing worth seeing.—tushlover


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I'm far from a prude, but that made me feel dirty to read. Blech!

Posted by Carollani | May 22, 2007 12:06 PM

whatever Carollani. that is a beautiful example of people helping other people out. a great use of the review format.

Posted by kt | May 22, 2007 12:30 PM

And now I know what Glands of Montgomery are called.

Posted by Fnarf | May 22, 2007 12:36 PM

We truly live in a global age. I wish this site existed when I was 13 and we had Cinemax. You really had to take your chances on some of those movies.

Posted by Jason Josephes | May 22, 2007 12:37 PM

Havoc was horrible. It felt like I was missing, oh, 30 minutes of the movie and the ending. It's been awhile, though. I forgot the film existed until I saw the image.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 22, 2007 12:43 PM

"Her nipple is fully engorged and erect and in such a state represents the equivalent of a full female erection. Such a state cannot be “acted”. She is sexually fully aroused in this scene."

kt, I am absolutely all for ogling actors and actresses, but that paragraph right there makes me want to wretch bile all over my keyboard.

Posted by Carollani | May 22, 2007 12:48 PM

Anne Hathaway is UGLY.

Posted by woof woof | May 22, 2007 12:52 PM

I ♥ spl.

Posted by vegetable lasagna | May 22, 2007 12:53 PM

The nipple thing is incredibly stupid. Any woman who's been topless in a freezing room or has breastfed a child knows that nipples can be completely 'engorged' (?) without any feelings of sexual arousal at all. A woman can also be very 'wet' (even to the point of leaking through clothes!) simply due to changes in cervical fluid around ovulation. Nothing to do with arousal.

Not that she wasn't, but. Just doing my part to correct the very tiring and constant projection that a woman must be aroused simply because the guy looking at her is.

Posted by miss lizard | May 22, 2007 12:54 PM

Movie Nudity boards are the lulz.

In my childhood experience, the softcore on Cinemax always sucked (pun certainly not intended). HBO's stuff was too slick and lacking, while Showtime always pushed the envelope the farthest, even if their offerings were trashier on average.

Posted by Gomez | May 22, 2007 1:06 PM

I wonder if Anne Hathaway likes crab and asparagus omelettes for breakfast.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | May 22, 2007 1:34 PM

I dunno. adoctorwrites's write-up almost borders on satire. It's difficult to say whether it's incredibly creepy or brilliantly funny.

Posted by Gloria | May 22, 2007 5:48 PM

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