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Maybe he gets to join in on the fun, or at least masturbate furiously in the closet.

Posted by JMS | May 4, 2007 2:11 PM
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I agree with your observation. If cuckolding is BW's thing, then good for him. It's a pretty mainstream hetero kink, isn't it? Especially among "the whites?"

Posted by jackie treehorn | May 4, 2007 2:37 PM
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Bruce is totally gay.

Posted by elswinger | May 4, 2007 2:55 PM
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Insert your own clever "Die Hard" double entendre here.

Posted by flamingbanjo | May 4, 2007 3:05 PM
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Maybe he's just thinking, "I don't care if he's boning my former-star wife, I'm boning a girl half her age AND I could break him in two with a pinky."

Posted by matt | May 4, 2007 3:13 PM
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I thought Bruce Willis was sexy--then I saw him half-naked in a boat with that fucking douche bag.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 4, 2007 3:15 PM
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this photo does really make bruce look like a grouchy old man, grandpa invited along for the jet-setters boating trip...

Posted by infrequent | May 4, 2007 3:17 PM
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Here's the part Dan left out: "Whatever works for them, but that picture is a little bit creepy. Like Demi and Ashton are trying so hard to look happy. Bruce should've pushed both their asses into the water!"

I totally would've tossed their skanky asses overboard. And fucked Bruce afterward!

Posted by ChillyMama | May 4, 2007 3:20 PM
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ChillyMama, I could not have said it better.

Ashton can suck on my next cornlog. Man I hate him.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 4, 2007 3:31 PM
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Wow thumbs up for that photoshoot.
At leeast there is no jealous rage, I own you for life vibe goin on. Maybe there is a lesson for all here about humanity.
Still, Ashtons probably the one thats in the most uncomfortable scenario in that picture. It is always the third rail. He's got cojones.

Posted by summertime | May 4, 2007 4:21 PM
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I'm sure Bruce's date was somewhere else on the boat somewhere. He's a freakin' gazillionaire who has a nice family and a solid reputation in his field. Sounds like a good life.

Posted by interesting | May 4, 2007 4:30 PM
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What if Demi is the ultimate beard?

Posted by catalina vel-duray | May 4, 2007 4:54 PM
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I'm more impressed that Willis can do hard-core deep sea fishing while his boat is flying across the ocean at top speed (check the photoshopped wake).

If this photo were real and didn't include Moore or her boytoy, this would be the most awesome promo shot for the action cop version of The Old Man and the Sea ever.

Posted by Selina Kyle | May 4, 2007 5:02 PM
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He may enjoy watching his ex with another dude, from what I hear Bruce is quite the perv, plus hes hooking up with porn bitches all the time so I'm sure he doesn't give a rats ass whose doing his old ex. I remember reading once how he really has taken a different approach to divorce in terms of being a good person for their kids, and as far as I know Bruce and Demi have never had any drama they seem pretty available to their kids. Demi still looks ok for her age but Im sure in another few years Ashton will realize fucking Demi is like fucking his old hole aunt and he'll move on to some younger twat.

Posted by Tony | May 4, 2007 5:56 PM
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I watch my ex-husband canoodling with his girlfriend often, and it doesn't bug me because we're divorced! We separated for a reason, and if anything, I'm glad someone else is canoodling with him that's not ME. Maybe Demi was a total pain in the ass! Bruce is totally psyched she found someone who could put up with her! Also, I have to watch my ex-husband canoodle when we're all together at a function with our kids. Because we want our kids to see us happy together and happy separately with other people. Maybe they just decided, for the sake of their daughters, to just get over it and be friends and be happy for each other. That's what happened for me...

Posted by caroline | May 5, 2007 11:24 AM
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Yeah, I'm with Caroline. We don't know why Demi and Bruce broke up in the first place. Their drama was probably well behind-the-scenes. And, since they have kids together, it's good that they seem to get along well.

Uptopic, someone was bitching about the age thing between Demi and Ashton. I have a friend who's 53 and is dating a 27 year old guy - more power to THEM! ;->

Posted by Lana | May 5, 2007 11:56 AM
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@14 -- My, you have an elegant way with words.

Posted by Mark Mitchell | May 5, 2007 4:34 PM
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PHOTOSHOPPED. Waves like that, would break Ashton's back in half, and why is Bruce reeling in backwards? My guess, like so many divorced families, they do it for the kids... (and the press)

Posted by Gentri | May 7, 2007 6:12 AM
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3 words: Basinger and Balwin: Learn!

Posted by BB | May 7, 2007 6:27 AM
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Hey number 14:

That was totally sexist. What a fucking asshole you are.

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