Life Bossy Chocolate
posted by May 10 at 15:20 PMon
Today I filled the candy bucket on my desk with Dove chocolates. Each individually wrapped piece of “smooth milk chocolate” comes with a “Promises message”—a little piece of life advice—printed on the inside of the wrapper.
Here’s how Dove wants you to live:
Keep the promises you make to yourself.
Make “someday” today.
Listen to your heartbeat and dance.
Lose yourself in a moment.
Make your eyes twinkle.
And my personal favorite… Flirting is mandatory.
I want to get a job writing these. I have some ideas. Who do I contact? And am I allowed to say “pig fucker”?