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A snack also implies you're not going to eat the entire box in one sitting.

Posted by elswinger | May 9, 2007 2:11 PM
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Cheese Its in soup! That is my tip o the day, sure to make yor life more enjoyable and i give it to my fellow sloggers for free. Of course, i'm sure y'all already knew that.

Posted by longball | May 9, 2007 2:18 PM
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It's one of the few boxed mainstream snack food products not made with High Fructose Corn Syrup. That surprised me.

Posted by Gomez | May 9, 2007 2:18 PM
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I would have to say that overall, and in a nutshell, your giant Costco box of cheezIts has nothing on my giant Cosctco box of EZ MAC purchased two Mondays ago. Oh for shame. I ate some for lunch today while alternately glaring at myself in the mirror and napping between bites.

Posted by Callie | May 9, 2007 2:29 PM
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That hamster picture is so adorable, I almost squeeled. Thankfully, I was able to suppress that audible testament to my sex and maintain some dignity.

Cheez-Its are not healthy, and are not "good food" in that they're high in sodium and fat while low in other nutritional value. It shouldn't take a nurse to figure that out. But, they are delicious, and less guilt-inducing than potato chips. I managed to keep a box at work for about a week, which seemed like a reasonable per-day serving dispersal. I kept them in a drawer, though, so I wouldn't be forced to share.

Who writes a four-page essay on Cheez-Its, anyway? Who was the intended audience for his article?

Posted by Aislinn | May 9, 2007 2:43 PM
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cheez-its dipped in cottage cheese... damn tasty. the wet/cold/curdy of the cottage cheese complements the salty/flaky of the cheez-its in a most delicious way. especially good when washed down with red wine from a box.

Posted by pretentious | May 9, 2007 2:48 PM
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Here's a poem my friend wrote a few years ago:

Love and Affection
heathers likes my mail
i mail heather and she gets mad
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???
that's what she says
and i deleted her message and
send her some more random things
once i told her i am a psychic
i sense that she will soon become
a futon salesperson and she said
WHAT DO YOU MEAN A FUTON SALESPERSON?
WHO ARE YOU?
she seems quite hostile
I should mail her
the ingredient list for CHEEZ-IT
FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON,
THIAMIN MONITRATE [VITAMIN b1],
RIBOFLAVIN [VITAMIN b2]
Posted by jamyr | May 9, 2007 2:51 PM
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I wish I was eating Cheez-its right now!

Posted by CodyBolt | May 9, 2007 3:35 PM
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The plural of "cheez-it" is "cheez-it," not "cheez-its."

Posted by snackcrackers | May 9, 2007 8:34 PM
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That shit is bad and bad for you. Now gimme one.

Posted by Grant Cogswell | May 9, 2007 8:39 PM
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I've never wanted some Cheez-Its more in my life than I do right now.

They remind me of going to visit my grandparents as a kid; they were my grandfather's favorite snack, and their house usually had at least two or three boxes stockpiled.

Posted by Sarah | May 10, 2007 8:26 AM
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bring the cheez-its to the loft!!

Posted by ad monkey | May 10, 2007 1:07 PM
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Ad monkey-
The Cheez-its were devoured almost instantaneously after I moved them to a table further away from my desk.

Someday I will return to Costco and MAYBE editorial will be willing to share:-)

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