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Your Pervy Right-Wing Attempt at Comedy For the Day

comes courtesy of Michelle Malkin.

Comments (26)

1

I'd hit it. I'd need a couple of strips of duct tape for her mouth, though.

Posted by Fnarf | April 25, 2007 3:55 PM
2

-- yikes...

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Posted by Aaro)))n Edge | April 25, 2007 3:58 PM
3

1) not funny. pretty stupid, actually

2) she can't jump/cheer

3) they couldn't find someone younger to play the dumbass cheerleader?

lame.

Posted by faux show | April 25, 2007 4:01 PM
4

Wow. I'd give them one point for continuity if they used a jackass sound instead of the chicken noise, but no. No points. The most un-funny youtube I've watched in months.

Posted by Carollani | April 25, 2007 4:07 PM
5

Remember when conservatives were the realists and liberals were the starry-eyed idealists? A major shift happened somewhere, and now these idiots are so divorced from reality they float above the ground, blind and deaf, unable to feel or understand anything.

Posted by Matthew | April 25, 2007 4:15 PM
6

It does seem so "high school" to support a president who lies and lies and lies and then just call the oppositions losers without any sort of deeper debate, but then, what more could we expect from this bankrupt administration and the whores who continue to support it.

Posted by rufus | April 25, 2007 4:29 PM
7

The public understands that this war is a failure and the more the R's claim it's not, the better the dems look.

To that end, the Dems should pay to run this "ad" on National TV over and over and over again.

Posted by Timothy | April 25, 2007 4:37 PM
8

If she is a cheerleader, why is she wearing a catholic schoolgirl uniform? Did the fetish shop mix up her order?

Posted by Sean | April 25, 2007 4:41 PM
9

@7: It would be more savvy and accurate for dems to say that we won the war a month after it started, but the reconstruction has (predictably) failed.

Posted by Sean | April 25, 2007 4:45 PM
10

This is typical Michelle Malkin. At least she is prettier than Anne Coulter.

Posted by elswinger | April 25, 2007 4:49 PM
11

Wow. I've been opposed to this war all along. But after watching this well reasoned video, I can see how wrong I was. I'm totally convinced. I'm switching sides. Dubya is right. Them librul Defeatocrats are losers.

Thanks Michelle!

Now... where's the nearest recruiting station. I'm gonna enlist right now.

Posted by SDA in SEA | April 25, 2007 4:57 PM
12

point of order: Harry Reid said "If we don't change course, the War is lost".

he's wrong, though. its not conditional. the war IS lost. years ago. before it started. clearly, we are not willing to be more brutal than Al Quaeda. if we were to 'win', we would need to employ 1 of these 2 tactics:
1. torture, mass rape, summary execution of all males over the age of 10, curfews, starvation.
2. non-violence.

Posted by maxsolomon | April 25, 2007 5:40 PM
13

What a sad and stupid girl.

Posted by monkey | April 25, 2007 6:09 PM
14

I hate to admit it, but I'm a sucker for a chick in a school girl skirt.

But I think I'd kill myself about 10 seconds after ejaculation...

Posted by Mike in MO | April 25, 2007 7:00 PM
15

Shouldn't that cheerleader be in an interment camp, or am I getting my wars confused?

Posted by Malkin's Mommy | April 25, 2007 7:25 PM
16

Was she held back?

Posted by johnnie | April 25, 2007 8:01 PM
17

If this were really Republican propaganda, shouldn't it be a boy in a Catholic school uniform?

Posted by Boomer in NYC | April 25, 2007 8:04 PM
18

Let's make her patrol the streets of Baghdad in that outfit.

Posted by Bauhaus | April 25, 2007 9:40 PM
19

Yeah, why hasn't she enlisted along with the Bush twins?

What? What's that you say? Losers? Yup, that's you Michelle ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | April 26, 2007 12:03 AM
20

Pervy Right-Wing Attempt at Comedy

Pot, meet Kettle.

Posted by Brian | April 26, 2007 6:16 AM
21

Nice. Really nice. Not as nice as my fantasy of seeing Michelle Malkin in a little Filipina bar girl costume on her knees in front of me saying "Me so horny Joe. Me love you long time, all night, three holes, 10 dolla." And then just savagely using her.

Posted by wile_e_quixote | April 26, 2007 7:51 AM
22

I suspect most men think about 'savagely using' females all the time, hopefully someone will throw you in prison and savagely use you.

Posted by femaleprey | April 26, 2007 10:48 AM
23

Agreed with femaleprey... it's one thing to joke about michelle malkin's awfulness, or self-objectification or whatnot, but the savagely using shit went too far. Though I'm too sex-positive to say rape fantasies make you an evil person, I will say they make for extremely rude public discourse.
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Posted by christopher | April 26, 2007 11:41 AM
24

I should qualify that "agreed"... I don't think about savagely using females all the time, honey. Never saw the sexual appeal in using force.

Posted by christopher | April 26, 2007 11:44 AM
25

Wait...so L-O-S-E-R spells "Harry Reid Failure Defeat"? How...unexpected.

Posted by Dan | April 26, 2007 4:51 PM
26

I'd at least have expected Malkin to be a decent cheerleader, but she doesn't even have THAT going for her.

Posted by Saundra | April 26, 2007 5:41 PM

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