The teachings of Alexyss Tylor, reportedly a kooky superstar on Atlanta public access, here discussing the threat of doggish men turning women into dildo-wielding come junkies. (NSFW audio, so use your headphones and watch to the end—the last few seconds are priceless.)
(Thank you, Nick and Nico.)
I. Love. Her. She needs to take that on the road. Maybe Re-Bar could book her.
What's wrong with a dildo-wielding come junky?
This woman is a total minx.
My favorite part:
"...and this man won't even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silver's. and what that place, what, $2.99? But he can get you a mouth full of sperm, and a rectum full of sperm, and he want to get on like that (light bread?)."
i have so many favorite parts:
"..hittin' the walls and workin' the middle.."
"some women have...more than one g-spot.."
"i know some girl-devils' favorite partner the jackrabbit...it jump all up on the cliotris..out of control...it's a mechanical jackrabbit for the clit."
"..enslave you with his penis."
and she's so in earnest, which is a huge part of her charm. emailed it to my dearest friends. thanks, folks!
hmmmmm, wow. I see...she's SO MUCH like Savage. He's always talking about penuhses, back doors and come freaks.
Oh. My. God. This woman rules!!
Clearly I've got to start "workin' the middle". Can someone please tell me what that means?
Why is it that no "provider men" have any penis power?
oh, 8, i wish i knew...
workin the middle is a boxing term - softening up your opponent with repeated blows to the stomach.
like 'hitting the walls', i think it basically means rubbing your dick on the g-spot. she's right - its all in the hips.
who knew i was a dog? i gotta get out more...
thanks, max! i was hoping someone could answer that one. ( i had some idea about "hitting the walls," tho).
Between that and the baby landlord, this is the best day of Internet ever.
Shit, that lady is ON!
If you done did sperm all up in my brain, you BETTER buy me some shrimp at Long John Silver.
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Lotta a men don't realize it but the very nature of the female body does make them susceptible to this. The pussy is an empty space and when a women becomes very horny, she feels that emptiness deeply and craves to have it filled. That craving can not only make her a slave to cock but make her GLAD that she's a slave to cock. Women must do constant battle with their pussies to remain in some sort of control but it's ok to lose control once in a while and just let the pussy take over. Otherwise, you suffer an equally unsatisfying life.
I have reposted video on youtube heres new link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=047fW2eEF-g
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Pretty cool. Makes me long for my favorite Seattle public access crazy, Pastor Mary. She used to be on, like, 3 times a week.