Sex
Your Daily Dose of Vagina Power
The teachings of Alexyss Tylor, reportedly a kooky superstar on Atlanta public access, here discussing the threat of doggish men turning women into dildo-wielding come junkies. (NSFW audio, so use your headphones and watch to the end—the last few seconds are priceless.)
(Thank you, Nick and Nico.)
Comments (19)
Pretty cool. Makes me long for my favorite Seattle public access crazy, Pastor Mary. She used to be on, like, 3 times a week.
Posted by Matt from Denver | April 17, 2007 1:03 PMI. Love. Her. She needs to take that on the road. Maybe Re-Bar could book her.
Posted by Jack Rabbit. | April 17, 2007 1:52 PMWhat's wrong with a dildo-wielding come junky?
Posted by him | April 17, 2007 2:43 PMThis woman is a total minx.
Posted by jackie treehorn | April 17, 2007 2:54 PMMy favorite part:
Posted by Scottie | April 17, 2007 3:10 PM"...and this man won't even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silver's. and what that place, what, $2.99? But he can get you a mouth full of sperm, and a rectum full of sperm, and he want to get on like that (light bread?)."
i have so many favorite parts:
"..hittin' the walls and workin' the middle.."
"some women have...more than one g-spot.."
"i know some girl-devils' favorite partner the jackrabbit...it jump all up on the cliotris..out of control...it's a mechanical jackrabbit for the clit."
"..enslave you with his penis."
and she's so in earnest, which is a huge part of her charm. emailed it to my dearest friends. thanks, folks!
Posted by ellarosa | April 17, 2007 3:36 PMhmmmmm, wow. I see...she's SO MUCH like Savage. He's always talking about penuhses, back doors and come freaks.
Posted by nipper | April 17, 2007 3:41 PMOh. My. God. This woman rules!!
Clearly I've got to start "workin' the middle". Can someone please tell me what that means?
Posted by Sean | April 17, 2007 4:14 PMWhy is it that no "provider men" have any penis power?
Posted by megan w | April 17, 2007 4:36 PMoh, 8, i wish i knew...
Posted by ellarosa | April 17, 2007 5:15 PMworkin the middle is a boxing term - softening up your opponent with repeated blows to the stomach.
like 'hitting the walls', i think it basically means rubbing your dick on the g-spot. she's right - its all in the hips.
who knew i was a dog? i gotta get out more...
Posted by Max Solomon | April 17, 2007 5:23 PMthanks, max! i was hoping someone could answer that one. ( i had some idea about "hitting the walls," tho).
Posted by ellarosa | April 17, 2007 8:11 PMBetween that and the baby landlord, this is the best day of Internet ever.
Posted by Grant Cogswell | April 17, 2007 9:18 PMShit, that lady is ON!
Posted by Deacon Seattle | April 17, 2007 9:40 PMIf you done did sperm all up in my brain, you BETTER buy me some shrimp at Long John Silver.
Posted by Bauhaus | April 18, 2007 5:10 AMyoutube:
Posted by clit | April 18, 2007 11:29 AM"This video removed by user."
http://www.devilducky.com/media/60668/
link should last a bit longer
Posted by bryan | April 18, 2007 1:21 PMLotta a men don't realize it but the very nature of the female body does make them susceptible to this. The pussy is an empty space and when a women becomes very horny, she feels that emptiness deeply and craves to have it filled. That craving can not only make her a slave to cock but make her GLAD that she's a slave to cock. Women must do constant battle with their pussies to remain in some sort of control but it's ok to lose control once in a while and just let the pussy take over. Otherwise, you suffer an equally unsatisfying life.
Posted by Nina U | April 19, 2007 10:46 AMI have reposted video on youtube heres new link
Posted by jjamgochian | April 20, 2007 12:42 AMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=047fW2eEF-g
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