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Erm... no.


I can see the caveman thing a lot more than the Jack thing though. I mean, y'know... at least the caveman's human.

Posted by Rose Red | April 25, 2007 4:04 PM
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He's successful, owns his own business, and is a family guy. What's not to like?

As to the caveman, he travels, he takes action, and he has facial hair.

Posted by Will in Seattle | April 25, 2007 4:05 PM
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Wasn't it HL Mencken or someone who said, 'Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of straight women?'

Posted by DrewVSea | April 25, 2007 4:08 PM
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The caveman on the commercial - not hot. The actor - www.johnlehr.com - not bad!

Posted by if you please | April 25, 2007 4:21 PM
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The cavemen listen to mopey white guy music (Royksop's Remind me) and are sensitive, cultured dudes, so of course the white black clad indie girls are going to like them.

Word is theyre going to have their own TV show.

Posted by SeMe | April 25, 2007 4:23 PM
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Some of us women are lesbians. WE have good taste. ;-)

Posted by Sachi | April 25, 2007 4:24 PM
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We moved out here last summer, and I found out what Jack in the Box was...and I HATE Jack. His head looks like an upside down ice cream cone. It angers me so.

Posted by Jordyn | April 25, 2007 4:27 PM
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I've lived here for ten years and I can't say that I've ever had the hots for Jack. I can, however, admit that I have had damn near sexual feelings about Jack-in-the-box fries after a night of heavy drinking, but that is neither here nor there...

Posted by lilblackcat | April 25, 2007 4:33 PM
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Wow, I never thought about it before but YES, I do have a crush on Jack! [Or it might just be indigestion from those nasty tacos!]

Posted by Suz | April 25, 2007 4:33 PM
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I'd do Bugs Bunny dressed as a chick.

Posted by elswinger | April 25, 2007 4:47 PM
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I have had a thing for the Jackhead man ever since I moved to Seattle, but I guess I never really realized it was a crush. There is definitely something sexy about those silhouettes on the side of the building in Capitol Hill. Especially the one where he's holding a megaphone.

Posted by Monica | April 25, 2007 5:01 PM
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I don't have a crush on the Jack in the Box guy, but after witnessing last year's HUMP!, I can't walk by that place without remembering a certain film...

Posted by Gillian | April 25, 2007 5:12 PM
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@1 - NOT human - neandertals are not human - they are our mortal enemies & must be eradicated from the earth.

we already did that? good, now lets' go get those bush bastards!

Posted by maxsolomon | April 25, 2007 5:29 PM
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SeMe - i heard the same thing! I am not sure what i think about it, but the commercials are amusing.

Posted by longball | April 25, 2007 5:38 PM
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The cavemen are funny and therefore cute. And you KNOW they get all buck-wild-freaky in the bedroom. So, I'd go there.

And Jack sounds sexy. I never ever ever ever EVER want to see the guy who voices Jack unless I can be assured he's attractive.

Posted by monkey | April 25, 2007 6:08 PM
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God, no! And no!

Posted by Dawn | April 25, 2007 7:09 PM
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Do the cavemen have weiners?

Posted by weiner alert | April 25, 2007 7:22 PM
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OK, informal poll for the mens and the womens.

The Camel cigarrete camels.

Crushworthy or not?

Posted by matthew fisher wilder | April 25, 2007 7:42 PM
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@17:
Let's just say cavemen have really big hands.

Posted by Caveman | April 25, 2007 7:57 PM
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I LOVE the geico caveman. But not the therapy caveman one. The jack in the box fixation maybe some sorta seattle-girl affliction....

Posted by ariadne | April 25, 2007 10:11 PM
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Well. I'd never considered these fellas. The Geico cavemen, I'm going to say yes. They're a go. And the Jack in the Box thing head guy...you've piqued my curiosity. I'd do it in the name of science.

Posted by Tina | April 26, 2007 12:35 AM
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Remember, someone actually had an affair with *Newt Gingrich*-is the caveman really so bad? Speaking of hot: remember Tim Curry as Lucifer in 'Legend'? Yes, Lucifer!

Posted by Special K | April 26, 2007 11:13 AM
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Joe Camel looks like he'd be hung. Maybe it's the nose.

Posted by monkey | April 26, 2007 4:25 PM
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#22
RE: Tim Curry in Legend. Hell to the yeah. And in Rocky Horror. Hottest ugly dude ever.

Posted by Minerva | April 26, 2007 5:04 PM
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Am intellectually insulted by both.

Not sexy.

Posted by Saundra | April 26, 2007 5:38 PM
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jack is gay. I have a secret tape of him, ronald mcdonald, grimace, and the hamburglar having a huge orgy where they were rolling around in cheeseburgers and using onion rings as condoms. as for the geico caveman....don't you women know how cavemen show their affection. he will club you and drag you by the hair back to his cave in hollywood. trust me you don't want to be with that guy.

Posted by grimace | April 26, 2007 9:04 PM
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I have always fantasized about jack! I love sucking up his nice thick milk shakes! Oh jack! let me suck your nice long mozerella stick! They said your jumbo jack was big....but i never realized it was THAT big! Your curly fry isn't all limp like ronald mcdonalds! it is so firm!

Posted by trixie | April 26, 2007 9:10 PM
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Honestly, I've always been fond of Jack.

The caveman seems a little pretentious.

Posted by Cassie | May 2, 2007 6:38 PM

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