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Posted by on April 25 at 15:54 PM

A friend and I were talking yesterday about guys (as we often do) and the crushes we have on guys (which we often have). I admitted to loving Adam Brody (geeky and obvious, but not so weird) and she admitted to liking… the Geico cavemen (not at all obvious, and very, very weird).

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I couldn’t see what she was attracted to, and she couldn’t explain it. All she could say was “It must be kind of like how every woman has a thing for Jack from Jack in the Box.”

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What!? Every women has a crush on Jack from Jack in the Box? My mind was blown; I’ve never heard of such a thing. Fantasizing about Jack from Jack in the Box? Seriously? She insisted that yes, there are many, many women who’d jump Jack’s bones if given the opportunity (there’s a “big head” or “box” joke in there somewhere, but I’m too classy to make it).

Is this real? Do women love Jack? Do women love the Geico cavemen? I mean, really?

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1

Erm... no.


I can see the caveman thing a lot more than the Jack thing though. I mean, y'know... at least the caveman's human.

2

He's successful, owns his own business, and is a family guy. What's not to like?

As to the caveman, he travels, he takes action, and he has facial hair.

3

Wasn't it HL Mencken or someone who said, 'Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of straight women?'

4

The caveman on the commercial - not hot. The actor - www.johnlehr.com - not bad!

5

The cavemen listen to mopey white guy music (Royksop's Remind me) and are sensitive, cultured dudes, so of course the white black clad indie girls are going to like them.

Word is theyre going to have their own TV show.

6

Some of us women are lesbians. WE have good taste. ;-)

7

We moved out here last summer, and I found out what Jack in the Box was...and I HATE Jack. His head looks like an upside down ice cream cone. It angers me so.

8

I've lived here for ten years and I can't say that I've ever had the hots for Jack. I can, however, admit that I have had damn near sexual feelings about Jack-in-the-box fries after a night of heavy drinking, but that is neither here nor there...

9

Wow, I never thought about it before but YES, I do have a crush on Jack! [Or it might just be indigestion from those nasty tacos!]

10

I'd do Bugs Bunny dressed as a chick.

11

I have had a thing for the Jackhead man ever since I moved to Seattle, but I guess I never really realized it was a crush. There is definitely something sexy about those silhouettes on the side of the building in Capitol Hill. Especially the one where he's holding a megaphone.

12

I don't have a crush on the Jack in the Box guy, but after witnessing last year's HUMP!, I can't walk by that place without remembering a certain film...

13

@1 - NOT human - neandertals are not human - they are our mortal enemies & must be eradicated from the earth.

we already did that? good, now lets' go get those bush bastards!

14

SeMe - i heard the same thing! I am not sure what i think about it, but the commercials are amusing.

15

The cavemen are funny and therefore cute. And you KNOW they get all buck-wild-freaky in the bedroom. So, I'd go there.

And Jack sounds sexy. I never ever ever ever EVER want to see the guy who voices Jack unless I can be assured he's attractive.

16

God, no! And no!

17

Do the cavemen have weiners?

18

OK, informal poll for the mens and the womens.

The Camel cigarrete camels.

Crushworthy or not?

19

@17:
Let's just say cavemen have really big hands.

20

I LOVE the geico caveman. But not the therapy caveman one. The jack in the box fixation maybe some sorta seattle-girl affliction....

21

Well. I'd never considered these fellas. The Geico cavemen, I'm going to say yes. They're a go. And the Jack in the Box thing head guy...you've piqued my curiosity. I'd do it in the name of science.

22

Remember, someone actually had an affair with *Newt Gingrich*-is the caveman really so bad? Speaking of hot: remember Tim Curry as Lucifer in 'Legend'? Yes, Lucifer!

23

Joe Camel looks like he'd be hung. Maybe it's the nose.

24

#22
RE: Tim Curry in Legend. Hell to the yeah. And in Rocky Horror. Hottest ugly dude ever.

25

Am intellectually insulted by both.

Not sexy.

26

jack is gay. I have a secret tape of him, ronald mcdonald, grimace, and the hamburglar having a huge orgy where they were rolling around in cheeseburgers and using onion rings as condoms. as for the geico caveman....don't you women know how cavemen show their affection. he will club you and drag you by the hair back to his cave in hollywood. trust me you don't want to be with that guy.

27

I have always fantasized about jack! I love sucking up his nice thick milk shakes! Oh jack! let me suck your nice long mozerella stick! They said your jumbo jack was big....but i never realized it was THAT big! Your curly fry isn't all limp like ronald mcdonalds! it is so firm!

28

Honestly, I've always been fond of Jack.

The caveman seems a little pretentious.

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