Comments on Which One is Dead?

That's fucking freaky-wrong.

"...burn out, than fade away...the king is gone, but he's not forgotten"

-My My, Hey Hey

There's nothing wrong with a porn shop raising money for muscular dystrophy. In fact, when I was raising money for people with developmental disabilities, one of our biggest donors was a strip club!

Did they ever actually name a charity?

I just kept hearing Seacrust masturbate himself about how much GOOOOOOD they were doing...for "charity"...without ever actually hearing which charity was getting what.

Yeah, they mentioned Save the Children, America's Second Harvest, a couple others... At least for the domestic charities. Not sure who the international charities were.

I hate Celine Dion. Coming down from shrooms is more enjoyable than listening to her shit. Every time I hear her name, I picture her stupid music videos, clenching her fists to her face every time she shrieks. Vomit.

It's the ugly chick. Right?

You cen tell it's Dion that is dead, because Elvis never looks directly at her. She is a ghost existing only in the audience's eye.

Celine Dion is not "dead", any more than your vacuum cleaner or car tires are "dead". She was never alive in the first place.