I’m still too flummoxed by last night’s American Idol’s “Idol Gives Back” charity performance to figure out how I feel about it. (I don’t know… it’s kind of like a porn shop raising money for muscular dystrophy.) And while the show was chock-a-block with celebrity performances, I really don’t know how I feel about Idol featuring dead people. Watch the video below, and see if you can correctly choose “WHICH CELEBRITY IS DEAD?”
There's nothing wrong with a porn shop raising money for muscular dystrophy. In fact, when I was raising money for people with developmental disabilities, one of our biggest donors was a strip club!
Did they ever actually name a charity?
I just kept hearing Seacrust masturbate himself about how much GOOOOOOD they were doing...for "charity"...without ever actually hearing which charity was getting what.
Yeah, they mentioned Save the Children, America's Second Harvest, a couple others... At least for the domestic charities. Not sure who the international charities were.
I hate Celine Dion. Coming down from shrooms is more enjoyable than listening to her shit. Every time I hear her name, I picture her stupid music videos, clenching her fists to her face every time she shrieks. Vomit.
It's the ugly chick. Right?
You cen tell it's Dion that is dead, because Elvis never looks directly at her. She is a ghost existing only in the audience's eye.
Celine Dion is not "dead", any more than your vacuum cleaner or car tires are "dead". She was never alive in the first place.
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That's fucking freaky-wrong.