The promotional swag rolls downhill here at the Stranger, so I’ve inherited Savage’s latest shipment of free booze, consisting of two warm, bubble-wrapped and zip-loc’d bottles of lager. The dilemma now is whether or not I should drink them before heading off to the EMP Pop Conference, or: Do pointy-headed music criticism and drinking mix?
I can't answer that question, but I can suggest you take along some of that bubble wrap to happily pop instead of nervously picky at beer bottle's paper label.
At least that's what I'd do.
I'll take it if you don't want it.
There's two, Ari, and sharing is caring.
DRINK IT!
Damn you, Ari and Monkey. I'm powerless against your peer pressure.
Don't bother. Bottling #1 was better.
Drink it AT the EMP. And pop the bubblewrap as loudly as you can during the speakers.
Drinke beer and myusik go togetharr you shuold do bothe. Heer ideah: use emptie bottel for throw at staje if singar smash giutar at ende. It add ekxsitemant. Wen consert ovr custodyan hav free glas for make disco balle.
Don't just drink them, break out the Stranger office beer bong!
That LTD is good stuff, I was drinking some earlier tonight.
Drink it now, drink it later, whatever.
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Sadly, no.
But if you drink some hard cider or a Japanese beer, you can get away with it.