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Slow day for Slogging. My GOD.
Monkeys are incredibly dangerous, don't be fooled. They'll bite off your fingers, toes, face, and genitals if given half the chance just so they can high five the other monkeys for turning you into a fingerless, toeless, faceless, dickless freak that isn't even fit for a zoo.
It's true--I saw Planet Earth: Jungles and the marauding, cannibal chimpanzees.
Of course, chimps aren't monkeys (they're apes). I'm going home.
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It's hard to believe that we descended from them.
Yes, that picture is just cute as the dickens. But, um back off of the Photoshop a bit, eh? That strawberry is nearly florescent!
Two words: Monkey torture.
The back story on that photo is that the little one was enjoying a delicious strawberry when the bigger Monkey saw it, stole it and choked the little primate to death.
SDA there was no photo shop involved. A strawberry glows when it's near a monkey murder. Look it up on myspace.
wow, i picture of michael jackson and one of his kids without the weird shroud!
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