The Emperor’s New Beard?: Triumph of Lethargy’s “Pointless, Stupid Defiance.”

The Emperor’s New Whites: Andrew WK’s Awful Joke.

The Emperor’s New Beard, pt 2: Why should You Give a Shit About Grand Archives?

The King’s Old Quintet: The Jackson Five are Absolutely Fantastic.

Les Claypool’s New Gallants: Two Gallants to Open For Primus Mastermind.

Andrew WK’s New Page: Angry Fans on AndrewWK.com.

The Editor’s Old Job: Jeff Deroche’s Archived Resignation.

And now, the always ecstatic Bearded Dragon: