Slog

Day = Ruined: Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz flaunts his celebrity and opens a bar. At least he’s not flaunting his dick this time.

The Blakes, Poop, and T-Shirts: Somehow, Eric Grandy finds a connection between all three.

Best Song Ever (This Week): Mirah’s “Cold Cold Water” makes me shiver.

Metal Vegan Cooking: Extreme Noise Teriyaki Kabobs! (Insert badass metal scream here.)

Oh Canada: Terry’s love for Canadian disco.

R.I.P.: Mstislav Rostropovich died.

Dream Police: Carly Nicklaus’s Britney-inspired nightmares.

And now, we have the lovely Jessie and Danny to thank for this: