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I miss your column in the paper itself, you son of a bitch. You're the reason I started grabbing The Stranger every Thursday.

The Perry Bible Fellowship is not funny.

Get Your War On is somewhat funny.

Monkeys Hate You is not funny.

Come back...and lay off the 8, yo.

On Richard Gere kissing in public in India.
Its interesting that in that region from South India to the Nepal and extending into the Burma and Vietnam areas there is this art that existed for many melenia that showed variuos gods haveing sex with humans.
They have em plastered all over the walls and in their shrines. They seem to be losing their grasp on the mundane with the influx of much more prudish hard core religions.
The god Vishnu and Krisna must be appalled at this behavior.
If I were up in the god worlds I'd be like " hey Allah? can't you control your freaks? Its just a kiss for christs sake."

@2:

amen to that. "death to shilpa shetty"?
half the male youth in pakistan & india are sitting in internet cafes wanking to amurkan facesitting porn.

if only amurka had a leg to stand on when accusing others of prudish hypocrisy.

I just think it's funny because it's Gere...kissing a woman...in public. He gave up here in America, so now he's trying to fool India.

Didn't seem to work so well this time either. He can come back here and go to the hospital to remove a foreign mammal, or he can go to India, get jailed, and catch what he really wants.

Its sad really that they forgot how to handle the mundane and relish the rich art and history they have with the connection to the Ancient world.

They could also be construed as we.

Richard Linklater's next film might be cool. Here's an idea:

Have a mundane Warholian...what's the French phrase, trompe le Monde? that phrase that encapsulates the image construction like a still life by Frans Halls, Breughal, it was explained to me in a Shakespeare on Film class...it'll come to...

so Sean Penn just standing there on an Austin, TX treet corner, the static camera boringly taking in his static movement...

then it pans slowly across his horizontal, bent a little armm, with an excelliration that reaveals the Stretch armstrong Lukas magic dapple in steroscope. It's not ending, the arm whizzes along until the hand is finnaly can be seen holding a bucket.

the bucket is filled with crick water.
Penn is Bailing out Katrina's disaster. hover for a few seconds on his effort.

then the dolly cam scoots in reverse. a lichened pan back the arm miles and miles miles 8 miles, 20,000 m,iles until the othe hand is visible. it's holding a bucket. the bucket is full and ... Mise en Scene! that's it... the viewer would believe the sips taken by Eve are of water. she looks refreshed

the hangover must be lightening. tha prop people have done the usual "trick" of suppplieng the bucket full with in this white lightning, straight vodka. we think or has it occured, the Eve's smile may come from a taste of the hair that bit ya

link to the retro-review

To paraphrase Austin Powers, who throws a lima bean? I mean, really?

You know what'll make me scroll down miles of webpage to find some three-day-old post to reread? Phrases like "He also reportedly pranced up and kicked him in the knee like a little girl". Ha! Thanks for the laugh and the imagery, Adrian.

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