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Drugs This Week on Drugs

Posted by on April 20 at 14:13 PM

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18-Year-Olds: Could be too young to smoke in Texas.

Seven-Year-Old: Discovers 89-gram crack rock in his pocket.

Outlaws: The only ones with fresh-scented refrigerators if Missouri restricts sale of crack ingredient, baking soda.

In Laws: Feds sued to restore aid for convicted students.

Priests: Say legalize medical pot.

Gram Cracker: Driver allegedly chews crack rocks.

Toppled: Truck spills an actual ton of cocaine.

Gouged: Canadian pot patients paying 1500 percent markup.

Caffeinated: Soap.

Hyyyyyaaaaammmered: Former SPD officer blows six times legal limit.

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1

Just don't use that soap when you shower after your evening jog.

2

$150 Canadian to by an ounce. They need to shut the fuck up and smoke. The last Ounce I bought, a couple years ago, was $400 U.S.

3

But what will my cocaine powered toy submarine run on then?!

Weird. I always though of baking soda as the "could be anything" ingredient in crack. Probably just end up getting cut with something worse. Eesh.

Can't keep coke out of your state? Have fun trying to control the flow of baking soda.

4

Re: the seven-year-old with the monster rock--JUST LIKE BLOOD DIAMOND! I call dibs on the movie rights.

5

and up jumped the swagman and sprang into the billabong while watching how his penis patches got wet at http://www.averagepenis.mysize.ws

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