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do the terms and conditions apply to the whole thing, or just to Vanilla Ice?

Posted by el ganador | April 3, 2007 6:21 PM

What? Vanilla Ice is still alive? I thought he OD'ed years ago.

Posted by SDA in SEA | April 3, 2007 6:40 PM

is there somewhere I can click to make sure I don't win?

Posted by em | April 3, 2007 7:55 PM

he's standing on his old house that got demolished because he couldn't pay the bills =)

Posted by war pigs | April 3, 2007 8:32 PM

I'm not a big V-Ice fan, but he looks more badass than Marshal Mathers, Kid Rock and Fred Durst combined.

Posted by Under pressure | April 3, 2007 10:40 PM

Alright STOP... collaborate and listen... Ice is back with a brand new edition... something... grabs ahold of me tightly flow like a hawk daily and nightly...

I could go on and on.

Posted by monkey | April 4, 2007 6:58 AM

If you're going to go on and on, at least get the lyrics right.

Brand new INVENTION...

Flow like a HARPOON...

Posted by Van Winkle | April 4, 2007 8:23 AM

@6 & 7 there are many valid interpretations of the ice texts. no one version is the inspired word of vanilla. each of us can take from the material a different message suited to our own needs...

Posted by infrequent | April 4, 2007 8:28 AM

How exactly does one flow like a harpoon?

Posted by PA Native | April 4, 2007 8:41 AM

If I win, do I have to put out?

Posted by catalina vel-duray | April 4, 2007 8:48 AM

From the In Living Color parody:

Stop! While I do up my laces

Man, this happens every show!

I gotta learn how to tie a bow...

-Whats your real name?
Robert Van Winkle
-Why'd you change it?
Nothing rhymed with Winkle


and I could go on and on...

Posted by Monique | April 4, 2007 9:11 AM

i believe the lyric is "brand new edition" only source for this is a VH1 special, but its interesting because it was his first single (brand new edition + 1st song = HUH??)

Posted by war pigs | April 4, 2007 9:21 AM

oh and under pressure (clever, hehe). remember how he looked when he was popular?? he had that stupid hair whicih was only frosted in the front and looked pretty stupid. (though i will admit that i attempted to sport the vanilla ice hair back then too)

Posted by war pigs | April 4, 2007 9:23 AM

Is it awful that I still think he's kinda nasty hot. I had a thing for him in high school and even though he's a dweeb, he still gives me a bit of a chub.

Posted by Shafty | April 4, 2007 9:30 AM

i can flow like a harpoon, but only during the day.

Posted by infrequent | April 4, 2007 1:00 PM

Is Vanilla a top or a bottom?

Posted by montex | April 5, 2007 10:28 AM

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