That cannot be real! No penis is perfect, but that is, well, unbelievable.
THAT... is frightening.
(god I hope I don't get fired)
That's gotta not be fun to carry around.
oh no no no, i saw that last year and have had nightmares ever since! as soon as it opened i started having flashbacks. its from a documentry from the world of wonder, the guy gives himself cologen injections in his wiener.
oh no no no, i saw that last year and have had nightmares ever since! as soon as it opened i started having flashbacks. its from a documentry from the world of wonder, the guy gives himself cologen injections in his wiener.
Forget the manatee dick... I want to know what decision hottie Dean has at the end of the video!
Didn't that thing get slogged a year ago?
Oh my. Well... um... at least he's happy about it? Holy cow.
Perhaps if your definition of perfection is having Yoda crawling into your preferred orifice after spinning a phlegm cocoon, than, sure . . . it's perfect!
Sweet lord!!! Blech.
old news...let's see the smallest now
I like all kinds of dicks. Big dicks, little dicks. Dicks of all colors. Cut or uncut. But I would not want that freak dick anywhere near me.
* blech *
And how bored with your life do you have to be to wake up one morning and say to yourself: "Hmm, I think I'll repeatedly inject collagen in my dick until it looks like a giant spongey blob." ?
Maybe when Dan says NSFA, I should listen. Ugh.
um, no thank you, eewwwwwwwwww
why on earth would anyone want to do that! His lips tell it all, colagen addict!
Incredibly nasty. The guy has some serious body image issues. look at the crap he did to his lips with the injections too! He's on his way to looking like that Cat/lion woman.
blech
Oh damn, I can't wait until I get home from work to open this shit up *boner*
Jesus! That was actually quite frightening.
I have gotten too comfortable over the years with what a penis should look like, I'm so glad this guy came along to challange that. Really makes you think.
OH FUCK I ALMOST VOMITED
Good god.
i guess when i follow a slog link to "the perfect penis" i deserve what i get: nightmares. i've learned a valuable lesson today.
www.PenisNaturalEnlargement.com
Um, guys, ALL THE LINKS on ALL THE STORIES are wrong - fix it.
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