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That cannot be real! No penis is perfect, but that is, well, unbelievable.

Posted by Deacon Seattle | April 12, 2007 11:31 AM
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THAT... is frightening.

(god I hope I don't get fired)

Posted by Carollani | April 12, 2007 11:31 AM
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That's gotta not be fun to carry around.

Posted by monkey | April 12, 2007 11:35 AM
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oh no no no, i saw that last year and have had nightmares ever since! as soon as it opened i started having flashbacks. its from a documentry from the world of wonder, the guy gives himself cologen injections in his wiener.

Posted by something else | April 12, 2007 11:37 AM
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oh no no no, i saw that last year and have had nightmares ever since! as soon as it opened i started having flashbacks. its from a documentry from the world of wonder, the guy gives himself cologen injections in his wiener.

Posted by something else | April 12, 2007 11:37 AM
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Forget the manatee dick... I want to know what decision hottie Dean has at the end of the video!

Posted by Will he or won't he? | April 12, 2007 11:39 AM
7

Didn't that thing get slogged a year ago?

Posted by Fnarf | April 12, 2007 11:40 AM
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Oh my. Well... um... at least he's happy about it? Holy cow.

Posted by wench | April 12, 2007 11:41 AM
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Perhaps if your definition of perfection is having Yoda crawling into your preferred orifice after spinning a phlegm cocoon, than, sure . . . it's perfect!

Posted by Ziggity | April 12, 2007 12:10 PM
10

Sweet lord!!! Blech.

Posted by Michigan Matt | April 12, 2007 12:19 PM
11

old news...let's see the smallest now

Posted by Stephanie | April 12, 2007 12:21 PM
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I like all kinds of dicks. Big dicks, little dicks. Dicks of all colors. Cut or uncut. But I would not want that freak dick anywhere near me.

* blech *

And how bored with your life do you have to be to wake up one morning and say to yourself: "Hmm, I think I'll repeatedly inject collagen in my dick until it looks like a giant spongey blob." ?

Posted by SDA in SEA | April 12, 2007 12:31 PM
13

Maybe when Dan says NSFA, I should listen. Ugh.

Posted by Tiz | April 12, 2007 12:34 PM
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Posted by Noink | April 12, 2007 12:36 PM
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um, no thank you, eewwwwwwwwww
why on earth would anyone want to do that! His lips tell it all, colagen addict!

Posted by Matthew | April 12, 2007 12:40 PM
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Incredibly nasty. The guy has some serious body image issues. look at the crap he did to his lips with the injections too! He's on his way to looking like that Cat/lion woman.

blech

Posted by Faux Show | April 12, 2007 1:31 PM
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Oh damn, I can't wait until I get home from work to open this shit up *boner*

Posted by Faber | April 12, 2007 1:47 PM
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Jesus! That was actually quite frightening.

Posted by Cate | April 12, 2007 2:05 PM
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I have gotten too comfortable over the years with what a penis should look like, I'm so glad this guy came along to challange that. Really makes you think.

Posted by PDXRitchie | April 12, 2007 2:58 PM
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OH FUCK I ALMOST VOMITED

Posted by faber | April 12, 2007 5:55 PM
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Good god.

Posted by Kiru Banzai | April 12, 2007 8:00 PM
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i guess when i follow a slog link to "the perfect penis" i deserve what i get: nightmares. i've learned a valuable lesson today.

Posted by busty_bookworm | April 12, 2007 8:47 PM
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Posted by Will in Seattle | April 20, 2007 11:56 AM

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