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please do not touch the art. this assembly of multilple tons of corten steel just can't take the oil off your greasy pork-rind-munching fingers, you horrible, horrible lumpen proles.

also don't walk on the grass.

also don't sit down except on designated benches.

in fact, just don't look at the art. rays from your eyes could stain it. in theory. its not even that good (nurse log building, i'm talking to YOU).

Posted by Max Solomon | April 6, 2007 4:06 PM

I like to cover my hands in lobster butter before visiting the Sculpture Park.


Posted by Will in Seattle | April 6, 2007 4:33 PM

submit your favorite touchable art/ists.

Posted by art toucher | April 6, 2007 4:36 PM

i want one!
except, can mine say "i put my ear up to WAKE"?

Posted by Stacy | April 6, 2007 5:34 PM

Yes, by all means, let's diminish the whole experience of the sculpture park to ceaseless prattle about whether one can touch the art. Clever! Grow up, people.

Posted by Art Schmart | April 6, 2007 10:02 PM

On second thought, maybe *I* should grow up... after all, I just made a cocky-doody in my pants!

Posted by Art Schmart | April 6, 2007 11:25 PM

Ok, ok... you can touch the art.
But let's just agree not to blow up the art. (Very witty graffiti is ok.)
Can we all just come together on that? K, thx.

Posted by treacle | April 7, 2007 6:28 PM

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