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on April 6 at
please do not touch the art. this assembly of multilple tons of corten steel just can't take the oil off your greasy pork-rind-munching fingers, you horrible, horrible lumpen proles.
also don't walk on the grass.
also don't sit down except on designated benches.
in fact, just don't look at the art. rays from your eyes could stain it. in theory. its not even that good (nurse log building, i'm talking to YOU).
I like to cover my hands in lobster butter before visiting the Sculpture Park.
submit your favorite touchable art/ists.
i want one!
except, can mine say "i put my ear up to WAKE"?
Yes, by all means, let's diminish the whole experience of the sculpture park to ceaseless prattle about whether one can touch the art. Clever! Grow up, people.
On second thought, maybe *I* should grow up... after all, I just made a cocky-doody in my pants!
Ok, ok... you can touch the art.
But let's just agree not to blow up the art. (Very witty graffiti is ok.)
Can we all just come together on that? K, thx.
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