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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Talk Nerdy To Me

posted by on April 17 at 17:07 PM

Middle-Earth fans rejoice! J.R.R. Tolkien’s new book The Children of Hurin comes out today. The book was compiled from Tolkien’s notes and an almost-finished draft by his son Christopher.

From the AP:

As the tale begins, Morgoth has destroyed a vast army of elves and men and taken one of its leaders, Hurin, prisoner. The dark lord tries to bend Hurin to his will, but the great man defies him. So Morgoth pronounces a curse on Hurin’s children, Turin and his sister Nienor.

Hold your wad, here’s a sample from the book:

“In this way, before the summer had passed, the following of Turin had swelled to a great force, and the power of Angband was thrown back. Word of this came even to Nargothrond, and many there grew restless.”

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I’m going Orc hunting after work. How ‘bout you?

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1

Tonight, we taste man flesh!!!

Posted by Levislade | April 17, 2007 5:12 PM
2

Nai hiruvalye Valimar. Nai elye hiruva. Namarie!

Posted by Nick | April 17, 2007 5:16 PM
3

I always wanted to be best friends with Tom Bombadil.
I think in real life he might be a drag queen.

Posted by Carly D. | April 17, 2007 5:34 PM
4

I always wanted to be best friends with Tom Bombadil.
I think in real life he might be a drag queen.

Posted by Carly D. | April 17, 2007 5:34 PM
5

Is it bad that I can't help cracking up at the "*snurf snurf* MANFLESH!!" line every single time?

Posted by The CHZA | April 17, 2007 6:48 PM
6

Thank you, nick! I pre-ordered months ago and felt like I was THE uber-renfair-nerd when the hot UPS guy delivered it today. But your comment makes me feel as if I am not alone. Clearly, you have seen the light of the Valar.

Posted by james27 | April 17, 2007 7:36 PM
7

Sí man i yulma nin enquantuva?
Nai Elda tuluva coalvanna!

Posted by kinaidos | April 17, 2007 8:46 PM
8

Dorky kid gets what's coming to him.

Posted by slinkybender | April 18, 2007 12:18 AM
9

POE-TAY-TOES!

Posted by me | April 18, 2007 5:13 PM

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