Well, really - who wouldn't want to be debriefed and medically examined by Jock Stirrup? Sounds hot...especially when you get a look at some of those hostages.
On first reading I thought it said "Sir Jock Stirrup, chief defense of the staff."
British parents have the cruelest sense of humour in the world.
But if he ever leaves the military, he surely has a job waiting for him at the Ministry of Silly Walks.
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