And there’s this headline up at the PI…
Flasher at large in West SeattleSeattle Police are looking for a white man in his 20s, suspected of exposing himself to a West Seattle woman early Sunday morning…. The woman called police, concerned at how the man entered her gated community. Police suggested she report the incident, which occurred at about 2:30 a.m., to neighbors to remind them not to let in unknown people—even if they are clean-shaven, as the suspected flasher.
There's a gated community in West Seattle?
And why don't flashers ever flash someone who might enjoy it?
People have to be reminded not to let total strangers into their houses, clean-shaven or otherwise?
and being that he was a flasher, what EXACTLY was clean-shaven?
How does she know he doesn't live in her gated community? And what the HECK is a gated community doing in SEATTLE in the FIRST PLACE ...
Will, I hope we see you at the parade this year. It will be fabulous!
Will, we have many gated communities in Seattle, and have had for quite some time. The granddaddy of them all is Broadmore (sp?) out on Madison. It has its own golf course!
And Original Andrew, darling: Who calls the police when they are happy to be flashed? It's a truly silent majority.
If this guy went through the trouble of shaving his genitals, then he deserves a reduced sentence.
What? Gated communities don't protect you from the rif raff? I predict a drop in property values. Maybe barbed wire would do the trick?
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Flashers: Less popular amongst Slog readers than fat, self-satisfied lesbians.