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And there’s this headline up at the PI

Flasher at large in West Seattle

Seattle Police are looking for a white man in his 20s, suspected of exposing himself to a West Seattle woman early Sunday morning…. The woman called police, concerned at how the man entered her gated community. Police suggested she report the incident, which occurred at about 2:30 a.m., to neighbors to remind them not to let in unknown people—even if they are clean-shaven, as the suspected flasher.

Comments (15)

1

Flashers: Less popular amongst Slog readers than fat, self-satisfied lesbians.

Posted by jackie treehorn | April 30, 2007 4:06 PM
2

There's a gated community in West Seattle?

And why don't flashers ever flash someone who might enjoy it?

Posted by Original Andrew | April 30, 2007 4:33 PM
3

People have to be reminded not to let total strangers into their houses, clean-shaven or otherwise?

Posted by Fnarf | April 30, 2007 4:50 PM
4

and being that he was a flasher, what EXACTLY was clean-shaven?

Posted by Leeerker | April 30, 2007 4:54 PM
5

How does she know he doesn't live in her gated community? And what the HECK is a gated community doing in SEATTLE in the FIRST PLACE ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | April 30, 2007 5:03 PM
6

Will, I hope we see you at the parade this year. It will be fabulous!

Posted by Lord Nigel Featherston | April 30, 2007 5:08 PM
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Will, we have many gated communities in Seattle, and have had for quite some time. The granddaddy of them all is Broadmore (sp?) out on Madison. It has its own golf course!

And Original Andrew, darling: Who calls the police when they are happy to be flashed? It's a truly silent majority.

Posted by catalina vel-duray | April 30, 2007 5:15 PM
8

@2,

That would spoil all the fun!

Posted by keshmeshi | April 30, 2007 6:11 PM
9

If this guy went through the trouble of shaving his genitals, then he deserves a reduced sentence.

Posted by Sean | April 30, 2007 6:53 PM
10

What? Gated communities don't protect you from the rif raff? I predict a drop in property values. Maybe barbed wire would do the trick?

Posted by Dianna | April 30, 2007 7:41 PM
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Posted by Bill | May 12, 2007 4:51 AM
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Posted by Bill | May 12, 2007 4:22 PM
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Posted by Bill | May 12, 2007 4:22 PM

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