Did you miss him at the White House? On Letterman? Singing “Besame Mucho” (ugh) on Regis and That Spastic Blonde Chick? Do you, like millions, have difficulty expressing the depth of your feelings for the world’s greatest American Idol loser? Well, despair not even a little! There’re a gazillion easy ways out there to say, “I want to (bleep) you, Sanjaya!” Choose from classic rainbow thong:

Burning infant body suit…

Or wag your Sanjay-a-ffection to the world with every flop in your boxers!

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