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Sex Rump Presentation

Posted by on April 30 at 9:37 AM

Scientists are work on a new pill—according to a British tab—one that ups women’s libidos while decreasing their appetites.

A wonder pill has been developed which not only boosts a female’s sex drive, but helps her lose weight at the same time. So far it has been tested only on shrews and monkeys, scientists believe humans could be taking it within a decade.

Female musk shrews and marmosets were injected with the Type 2 Gonadotropin-releasing hormone, and displayed classic mating behaviour towards their male counterparts. In the shrews, this was shown by “rump presentation and tail wagging,” while the monkeys began “tongue flicking and eyebrow raising”, said the professor.

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It will be interesting to see if this drug is covered by insurance since many plans cover viagra but not the pill.

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Shrews and monkeys? There's a joke there - who can make it?

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The trickle-down from the primary literature to the popular press is excruciating...

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Say what you will about the outrageously sexist implications of developing such a drug (Erica?), but you have to admit that whoever came up with the idea of a combination diet-pill/libido booster is a marketing genius. It's as if the editorial board at Cosmopolitan had its own pharmaceutical research arm.

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"rump presentation and tail wagging"

If only it were so simple for humans.

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flamingbanjo: it's not that simple... drug companies don't just say "we want to develop a drug that ups libido, lowers appetite!" when drugs with brand new functions are developed, their process goes something like:

1) find a chemical that hasn't been tested well
2) jam test animals full of that chemical
3) see what happens

in this case it's a form of GnRH, a very common and well known human/animal hormone that it sounds like scientists just hadn't stuffed animals full of yet to see what happens.

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@5:

If only it were so simple for humans.>

OH, BUT IT IS THAT SIMPLE.

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@5:
HOTT.

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I just need to stop taking my birth control for THAT.

Maybe if we developed male birth control we could shift the hormone imbalance, huh?

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Thanks, Dan, this is now the happiest day of my life.

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