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Thursday, April 5, 2007

Re: The Bagelspindle

posted by on April 5 at 13:25 PM

If you liked Brendan’s bagelspindle, you’ll love the Banana Bunker:


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Available at Babeland?

Posted by steve | April 5, 2007 1:36 PM

Now this is a good idea. My bananas always get bruised in my bag.

Posted by Baxter | April 5, 2007 1:40 PM

i forget, does this prove evolution or intelligent design?

Posted by infrequent | April 5, 2007 1:48 PM

My first thought - how'd they get a banana in that straw?

It is a good idea. Sounds funny, but it only takes one instance of scraping smashed banana off the bottom of a backpack to think otherwise.

Re steve @ 1 ... ew. just ew.

Posted by SeattleExile | April 5, 2007 1:50 PM

At first glance, this looks like some sort of safe-sex demonstration gone wrong.

Posted by Cate | April 5, 2007 1:55 PM

Wait, you meant that's _not_ a sex toy?

Posted by wait, what? | April 5, 2007 1:56 PM

When looking at the ad I was almost worried that someone here at work would see it on my screen.

Posted by monkey | April 5, 2007 1:59 PM

"Good afternoon, class. Today's health class will focus on contraceptives and using them correctly, starting with the condom.

Putting a condom on correctly is very much like... well, how many of you are familiar with the banana bunker?"

Posted by TCBATL | April 5, 2007 2:02 PM

the only question worth asking is if it is strong enough to pull double duty.

Posted by vooodooo84 | April 5, 2007 2:21 PM

Cripes, it's even ribbed, for your pleasure. ;-)

Posted by SDA in SEA | April 5, 2007 2:33 PM

@7 - almost? i AM worried because there is no way that anyone would buy that for anything other than sexual pleasure. who would walk onto a bus on their way to work with a cup of coffee and their "breakfast" in one of those things?

Posted by wait, what? | April 5, 2007 2:52 PM

@11 it'd be far more difficult to explain the trip home -- without their breakfast in one of those things.

Posted by infrequent | April 5, 2007 3:08 PM

I was even confused once I got to their website. I've never seen a non-sex product look so specifically as though it were designed for sex.

Posted by brie | April 5, 2007 7:08 PM

Is it a really good idea for a dildo-like toy to have holes?

Posted by Gloria | April 5, 2007 10:51 PM

"And we'll make YOUR banana stand!" -Gob

Arrested development, anybody? Anyone? No?

Ok, I'll go back to my corner.

Posted by Brandon H | April 5, 2007 11:12 PM

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