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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Must-See TV

posted by Dan Savage on April 26 at 16:40 PM

Strip searches your kink? Ever fantasize about, say, Rick Springfield being ordered to strip and spread ‘em? You’re going to love this FBI training film from the early ’80s.

“Check the armpits. Take your time. Look carefully…. If he’s uncircumcized, ask him to pull back the foreskin. Be professional and alert. Remember: the inmate is feeling vulnerable.”

Via Fleshbot.

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Ahhh! *faints*

Posted by lilblackcat | April 26, 2007 4:50 PM
2

aww that was no good. where is the peen?

Posted by bruce | April 26, 2007 5:30 PM
3

cap-soolz, cap-soolz.

The similarity to porn that I actually own is actually pretty stunning though.

Posted by barstow | April 26, 2007 5:34 PM
4

I know what _I'm_ doing tomorrow night... ^-^

Posted by Russell | April 26, 2007 6:16 PM
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yum- I know what _I'm_ doing tomorrow night...

Thanks! ^-^

Posted by Russell | April 26, 2007 6:17 PM
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So what is an inmate going to be hiding under his foreskin?

Posted by keshmeshi | April 26, 2007 6:26 PM
7

cap-soolz

Posted by roger | April 26, 2007 8:07 PM
8

Someone's gotta grab this for a great Hump entry.

Posted by mrobvious | April 26, 2007 11:59 PM
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All the inmates are white. Just like in real prisons!

Posted by Joey the Girl | April 27, 2007 5:50 AM
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"Keep in mind that you are ordering a naked person to obey you."

Swoon....

Posted by OlderThanTOS | April 27, 2007 7:35 AM
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Maybe the head of New York's prison system will take a cue from the health department and recommend circumcisions.

Posted by Eric | April 27, 2007 11:42 AM

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