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Friday, April 20, 2007

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang!

posted by on April 20 at 14:07 PM


Tired of being murdered by psychopaths with easy access to sub machine guns? Worn out from dodging bullets on your way to class? The grocery store? The bathroom? Elder rock person Ted Nugent has the solution!

“Anybody see what the evil Brady Campaign and other anti-gun cults have created? I personally have zero tolerance for evil and denial. And America had best wake up real fast that the brain-dead celebration of unarmed helplessness will get you killed every time, and I’ve about had enough of it.”

That’s right, America, get out there and arm yourself to the tits…Ted has had enough!

Now why didn’t I think of that?

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Now, before anybody goes dismissing this as just further deranged, senile bleatings from the Motor City Meathead, let's all take a moment to ponder the timeless, classic music this man made with the 80's supergroup Damn Yankees. They did... you know... that one song. That should count for something.

Posted by flamingbanjo | April 20, 2007 3:58 PM


Posted by Joshua | April 20, 2007 4:19 PM

Yes, Ted is a whack job, but his guitar playing on The Amboy Dukes' "Baby Please Don't Go" and his own "Stranglehold" are still great (IMO).

Posted by elswinger | April 20, 2007 4:21 PM

"Can you take me high enough..."

Posted by longball | April 20, 2007 5:42 PM

...pearls of wisdom from the man who wrote "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang".

Posted by Mr. X | April 20, 2007 6:45 PM

I for one would like to see civilians shooting each other in the streets, oh wait, we already have that; sorry Mr. Crypt, sorry Mr. Blood. Ms. Mafia will be along shortly, she's packin heat too.

Posted by Sargon Bighorn | April 20, 2007 9:28 PM

Yeah, more guns in the hands of more people = less violence. Makes sense to me, Ted. You got me in a stranglehold baby.

Posted by otla | April 20, 2007 9:58 PM

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