Brilliant! You may be adults, but the P-I knows how to live.
I'm always up for peeing on a Blethen's property.
Until I read it in the P-I I won't believe it.
Wait a minute--is the pee eye at all related to the anal wink?
Don't worry Dan, you guys are still the juvenile paper. The other ones don't even come close!
Adults keep their dick in their pants?
Postman dissects Josh Feit.
So, in other words, the PI knows how to party, but The Stranger is too stuck up?
Oh yeah, I forgot: Licking doorknobs is so-oooo mature.
Yeah right, Dan.
Publishing drawings of what local pols might look like naked alongside supposed "serious" candidate profiles is so-ooo cerebral.
Smuggling pot brownies and fake guns into the mayor's office is just so damned adult.
And you're how old? Fifty three years old?
"Oh, I'm still young. I snow-board!"
"Oh, I'm still hip. I write a sex-advice column."
"Oh, I'm still relevant. I still edit a once half-way witty alternative rag that long ago turned mainstream, and now jocks the Seattle Times every chance it gets to validate itself as serious journalism."
Git-over-yer "adult" self already, jerkwad.
Wow, future Dan, way to get present Dan's sarcasm.
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