Media
It’s in the Pee Eye
Wait a minute: I thought we were the juvenile paper!
P-I employees had no doubt who won this battle of the old media dinosaurs, immediately breaking into a daylong, celebratory bacchanal that culminated that night with a rented limo full of drunken reporters pulling up to Fairview Fanny… and unceremoniously emptying their bladders on the Times’ front lawn.No, it doesn’t take much imagination to picture grizzled newspaper-war veterans sottedly writing their names in the grass, but the image of a certain female reporter squatting on Frank Blethen’s lawn — marking his territory as hers — that is sure to become an oft repeated tale of local journalism lore.
Once a bunch of Stranger employees snuck into the Weekly’s office, smoked pot, and stole a bunch of Seattle Weekly coffee cups. But we kept our dicks in our pants. Because we’re, like, adults.
Comments (11)
Brilliant! You may be adults, but the P-I knows how to live.
Posted by Fnarf | April 19, 2007 1:18 PMI'm always up for peeing on a Blethen's property.
Posted by Jeff | April 19, 2007 1:25 PMUntil I read it in the P-I I won't believe it.
Posted by elswinger | April 19, 2007 1:29 PMWait a minute--is the pee eye at all related to the anal wink?
Posted by Bryan in the UK | April 19, 2007 1:32 PMDon't worry Dan, you guys are still the juvenile paper. The other ones don't even come close!
Posted by Poopy | April 19, 2007 1:37 PMAdults keep their dick in their pants?
Posted by what? | April 19, 2007 2:01 PMPostman dissects Josh Feit.
http://blog.seattletimes.nwsource.com/davidpostman/archives/2007/04/chopp_cant_be_blamed_alone_for_failure_of_liberal_agenda.html
Posted by Feit exposed by David Postman | April 19, 2007 2:25 PMSo, in other words, the PI knows how to party, but The Stranger is too stuck up?
Figures.
Posted by Will in Seattle | April 19, 2007 3:53 PMOh yeah, I forgot: Licking doorknobs is so-oooo mature.
Yeah right, Dan.
Publishing drawings of what local pols might look like naked alongside supposed "serious" candidate profiles is so-ooo cerebral.
Uh-Huh.
Smuggling pot brownies and fake guns into the mayor's office is just so damned adult.
You betcha.
And you're how old? Fifty three years old?
"Oh, I'm still young. I snow-board!"
"Oh, I'm still hip. I write a sex-advice column."
"Oh, I'm still relevant. I still edit a once half-way witty alternative rag that long ago turned mainstream, and now jocks the Seattle Times every chance it gets to validate itself as serious journalism."
Sure. Whatever.
Git-over-yer "adult" self already, jerkwad.
Posted by Dan Savage, 53 years old, adult | April 20, 2007 12:26 AMWow, future Dan, way to get present Dan's sarcasm.
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Posted by provestra | April 30, 2007 12:04 PMComments Closed
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