Subject: protocol for munching my nutsdear beloved co-workers,
god knows i don’t mind if you help yourselves my desk nuts and god knows i love when one of you munchers leaves a couple bucks for future nut purchases.
however, please don’t leave cash directly in a bag of nuts, as that’s kind of gross.
thank you,
david schmader
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You know, I thought half way through the letter that I knew how it was going to end, but once again, Schmader fools me. Hilarious way to end the week.