Interoffice E-mail of the Day
posted by April 13 at 16:20 PMon
Subject: protocol for munching my nuts
dear beloved co-workers,
god knows i don’t mind if you help yourselves my desk nuts and god knows i love when one of you munchers leaves a couple bucks for future nut purchases.
however, please don’t leave cash directly in a bag of nuts, as that’s kind of gross.