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Conflict of Interest Intern? Intern. Naked? If You Insist…

Posted by Adrian Ryan on April 6 at 16:32 PM

But seriously, then. You MUST be nude.

I need an intern. Yes, AN INTERN. It has nothing to do with The Stranger, so sorry, so this is completely inappropriate to post here probably, but kiss my ass. I need an intern. AN INTERN!

Specs:

Looking for: Student types with Media, Video/Film Production, and Design hankerings.

Location: Northgate-ish.

For: A fabulous place where creativity runs fresh and free and the lunches are long and elaborate. And you will report directly to ME, so that’s a plus. (I’m fucking awesome.)

Nudity not really encouraged. But not discouraged, either. That’s just how I roll. Jews, blacks, and faggots a plus. No Irish need apply.

Interested parties should contact me. You know where I am.

Here.

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God damn Irish.

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1

what's wrong with the irish?

hater.

Posted by Max Solomon | April 6, 2007 4:54 PM

2

No Irish need apply.

I think most people have some Irish in them these days.

But you've lost the chance at me for an intern, and I'm totally down with the nakedness. Your loss, Ryan!

Posted by Sam | April 6, 2007 5:10 PM

3

fuck off, you potato-eating freak! go chase a snake!

Posted by adrian! | April 6, 2007 5:20 PM

4

I didn't realize that in addition to all his other charms (those lovely teeth!) that Shane McGowan has managed to lose the tips of his fingers too.

Posted by Fnarf | April 6, 2007 5:36 PM

5

"Northgate"? Oh, Adrian...

Posted by Paulus | April 6, 2007 6:10 PM

6

Interested parties? The main criteria is missing - Interested in Partying!! Stranger posters don't do enough (aside from David, his buddy, and Corianton).

Being naked is the only way I fit to be considered; I'm 5/28ths Irish and primarily only PARTY, work as an HVAC engineering asst, and volunteer as an usher for a community theater in No. Seattle.

Posted by brandon | April 6, 2007 6:10 PM

7

so we get to be naked? ok.

Posted by konstantConsumer | April 6, 2007 6:24 PM

8

I'm a gay Jew. Would I have a leg up?

Posted by Gitai | April 6, 2007 6:35 PM

9

Would probably have both legs up ... if you know what I mean.

Posted by Gloria | April 6, 2007 7:43 PM

10

Wow - has Radiohead really sunk so far so fast. Surely that is Thom Yorke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Yorkebigask.jpg

the large nose is simply a well known effect of consumming (what some people would say is) too much whiskey

whiskey means water in gaelic by the way

and now an irish ditty:

The meth has fucked up your teeth me boy
The fags haves blotched our lungs
The whiskey's pickeled your youth away
Gin and tonic, she's - she's - bung bandit's of tir na-n'og
gin and tonic - sick bugger bastard, what the bloody fucking hell!

Posted by kinaidos | April 6, 2007 9:19 PM

11

BUCKLED-ish.

Posted by Deacon Seattle | April 7, 2007 2:27 AM

12

I'm a jew, and I am currently naked

Posted by Joh | April 7, 2007 10:41 AM

13

I thinke I inturn matirial. I know stuff about junalismm. I dont mind take cloths off but only in closit. You have emty closit? I do jenetick test for chek if Irish in me. I do good joke for party, danse nise too. One reekqest: Need own deske in cubikal with kalendar of bikini woman.

Posted by Joseph | April 7, 2007 3:43 PM

14

LOL! I'd like to have more naked Jews in my workplace too! It's good to have a laugh during Passover. After centuries of oppression a want ad asking for a naked Jew. That's progress. I guess? :)

Posted by Shoshana | April 7, 2007 5:57 PM

15

i have 2 gay jewish boys here who know how to do all that stuff, except we are probably too far.

Posted by something else | April 7, 2007 8:41 PM

16

I'd give away my parents for a shot at this gig!

Posted by Colin | April 8, 2007 8:26 PM

17

Someone call Dateline and the 'To Catch a Predator!' producers...maybe they could entrap Adrian Ryan and lock him up FOREVER!!!

Posted by michael strangeways | April 9, 2007 10:22 AM

18

@ 17...well, yes, that's an option....or, another possibility, i could just knock your fucking teeth out with a fucking brick, "michael strangeways"! try me, asshole.

Posted by adrian! | April 9, 2007 11:31 AM

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