??!! How the Mighty Have Fallen
posted by on April 24 at 16:41 PM
A burrito wielding Captain America, apparently back from the dead, has been arrested for groping several women in a Florida bar.
As if a battery and disorderly conduct charges weren’t damaging enough to the Sentinel of Liberty’s credibility, Cap was also caught flushing a bag of weed down the toilet while in police custody. He was then charged with possession and destruction of evidence.
Can’t a superhero get a break?
And now, Captain America as a werewolf:
Via The Smoking Gun
Since Captain America died recently, this must be a poorly dressed imposter (at least, judging from the video), so please cut Captain America some slack. Or another scenario is that he Is back, in which case ,hmmm? Is it time for the rapture?
Or Red Skull is busting his balls.
And he's rebelling and finding his Chi Flow cause the punch from that last blow released it.
Kunf Fu Hustle.
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