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Take the books back and put them back where you found them, you douchebag.

Mr. Spangenthal-Lee:

The Corporation and The Society thank you for the return of our materials. We'll call off the dogs. But, um, in the mean time, don't start your car. Sorry about that.

Best regards,

alpha & omega
The Brown Eyed Handsome Man Corporation

typical journalist: the last to find out about something, the first to steal it/ruin it/claim it as his own.

what a prick.

There may or may not be some expansion going on with the book. Cal Anderson Park. I'm just sayin'.

-Equis
The Equis Factor

There may or may not be some expansion going on with the book. Cal Anderson Park. I'm just sayin'.

-Equis
The Equis Factor

I'm an avid reader of the Brown Eyed Handsome Man Corporation's various blogs. They are genius. This notebook is genius. I am enthralled. I was mildly depressed that someone decided to steal the notebook, but saw it as a grand entry into the book all its own. IT makes it even better than a) you wrote about stealing them, b) you're returning them, and c) it really was its own entrance into the social commentary that is contained in these notebooks.

Merry Hangover...and thanks for returning the treasure that provides fun and enjoyment to my day.

T'was not nice, what you did, intern.

Dearest Thief,

I am glad you confessed, are showing sufficient remorse, and may I add you deserve that hangover?

Luckily the Alpha & Omega will forgive you, as they are the nicest handsome men on the planet.

Clark County Diva

Okay, okay, as long as you put it back, you're not THAT big of a douchebag.

Oh, boo-hoo. Some hippies lost their notebook. Keep it, Jonah. The world is better off without this kind of irritating installation art crap.

It's not cute.

It's not unique.

It does not make you an interesting artist.

It does not make you part of a global community.

I have heard that making snarky posts on blogs is, in fact, cute and unique and makes you an interesting artist and part of the global community.

I have heard that making snarky posts on blogs is, in fact, cute and unique and makes you an interesting artist and part of the global community.

F*#$ you too lafffact! Why don't you go home to your zine collection and indulge your tortured soul by shoving some alt-country up your uptight ass.

I can guarantee my hangover was worse because I didn't do anything yesterday, let alone write a story.

oh, for shit's sake, go put the damned things back.

THEY'RE. NOT. YOURS. Yeah, this particular installation/interactive whatsit/artfag circle-jerk has been done before (and better), but...

THEY'RE NOT YOURS TO TAKE. Put them back, and don't steal things, even stupid things. It's not nice.