Life Gefeltarobic!
posted by on April 5 at 16:53 PM
Jen’s post below reminds me of the “exercise” video i was recently given…”Kabbalah Yoga”. You are instructed to sit in the lotus position and chant, “Shalaauuuuuuuuummmm”.
No. I’m not joking. Not a smidge, even.
Oh my fricken kablahblah blah. Lives are being wasted, and not particularly with a trancedental meditation knock-off. I've wasted my last thought of the slog today as I went about my sad existential blink. One of the most ANNOYINGLY not funny enough signs I've seen is on a local branch of the library.
DUE TO LOW HISTORICAL USAGE
THE LIBRARY WILL BE CLOSED ON EASTER.
The peecee virus has infected one of the finer institutions in culture. It's perfectly safe to Passover and die now.
Kabbalah is a path to deeper energy and light. During our sacred Passover holiday I encourage you all to release the oppression of darkness and spring into the light. Shalom.
I was about to make a joke about they could incorporate sufism as well, but then I found this.
It's tai-chi, sufi dance, and yoga.
http://www.sufichiyoga.org
You can't make this stuff up.
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