Matt Sanchez—the former gay porn star/male escort turned marine/conservative poster boy—told Radar magazine late last month that he “doesn’t remember” if he ever sucked cock on film. Which means he can’t really be all that gay.
Clearly Sanchez has been paying attention to the way the Bush administration handles scandal. Never deny anything, never admit to anything—just claim to have an unreliable memory. Did I attend meetings at which the politically-motivated firings of eight US attorneys were discussed? Alberto doesn’t remember. Did I out a covert CIA operative working on weapons of mass destruction? Scooter can’t recall when exactly he first forgot. Did George W. Bush ever meet with Jack Abramoff, give Ken Lay a nickname, or fuck the shit out of Jeff Gannon? Bush has no specific recollection of having met, nicknamed, or fucked any of these men.
The faulty memory defense doesn’t work as well for Sanchez—after all, we’re talking about whether or not he sucked cock in one of the pornos in which he appeared. Remembering what Ronald Reagan had to say about the Soviets—trust but verify—Jack at GayPornBlog went to the videotape.
Here’s a NSFW—well, your workplace, not mine—image of Matt Sanchez sucking cock. And eating ass—literally, not the way he ate it on O’Reilly.
I sooooo stopped caring about anything to do with the name Matt Sanchez last week.
I for one, love the Matt Sanchez thing. It is funny because everytime someone is considering appearing in a porn or posing nude, people say, "watch out, it might come back to haunt you." So you would think that when he started sniffing around the republican events, someone(/strong> would have maybe asked him, "hey, didja eve suck a cock or perhaps eat ass on film?"
You know, if one must lie about something, perhaps it is best to lie about something which is not VERIFIABLE ON FILM. D'ya think?
Aren't his 15 minutes up yet?
I wanna know how the hell that guy got his jeans off without removing his boots.
Oh yea, now that I see the picture I kind of remember now. It was with that blond guy on the truck! Right? I've just had so much stuff going on that I completely forgot about that. Funny isn't it?
Darcy: the answer is "porno-magic."
Is analingus something gay men can pretty much take for granted?
When scientists finally figure out how to bio-engineer sexual orientation, I'm thinking most men will choose gay.
Sadly, many gay men are terrified of the fierce warrior queen, Ana Lingua....most everyone loves her tender and eye rolling caress but few want to take the lead role in its ministrations....hell, a distressingly large number of gay men seem to be terrified of venturing into the whole 'taint region with their FINGERS let alone their tongues...
and of equal interest and importance: has Matt Sanchez ever eaten AT Dick's?
I heard that Matt Sanchez enjoys Dirty Sanchezes though
Not an isolated incident either. In the porn epic, "Jawbreaker" (And I really mean epic, 'cause damn... the movie was hot!), Matt was mostly a top man, but had a big scene with a very full mouth. No wonder why those Republican dudes keep him around so much.
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You see, he was not really sucking cock. He was merely cleansing his buddies body of the terrible residue of liberalism that just happened to LOOK like sucking dick and eating ass.
All of you liberals just take things out of context all the time!!!