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Posted by Chris | April 17, 2007 3:20 PM

Isn't the Ford Motor Company dead yet?

Posted by Sean | April 17, 2007 3:53 PM

(Two men, played by Alec Baldwin and William H. Macy, are in a Ford Whateverthefuck. Their hands and shirts are covered in blood. Baldwin is driving. He is trying to beat a stoplight; at the last second it turns red and Baldwin slams on the breaks.)

Baldwin: Fuck.

Macy: Fuck?

B: You heard me.

M: (understanding) Fuck.

B: This car can go faster than a ten-dollar hooker working outside a donut shop.

M: (impressed) Fuck.

B: But, as you can see, it can stop on a dime, too. A--no, not a dime. A nickel. Two pence. A farthing.

M: A farthing. (pause) The fuck's a farthing?

B: Some cocksuckers at Car and Driver tested it; they say it holds up pretty well.

M: (looks at his hands) Just like my poor mother's heart.

B: True story.

Posted by jake | April 17, 2007 4:25 PM

muted trumpet makes me run the other way.

Posted by Max Solomon | April 17, 2007 4:56 PM

Say what you want about the commercials, but at least they don't have Rebecca Pidgeon in them.

Posted by dirge | April 17, 2007 8:17 PM

I guess he needed the money? (pretty spot on, jake!)

Posted by Bauhaus | April 18, 2007 4:50 AM

and up jumped the swagman and sprang into the billabong while watching how his penis patches got wet at

Posted by penis patches | April 30, 2007 12:15 PM

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