Isn't the Ford Motor Company dead yet?
(Two men, played by Alec Baldwin and William H. Macy, are in a Ford Whateverthefuck. Their hands and shirts are covered in blood. Baldwin is driving. He is trying to beat a stoplight; at the last second it turns red and Baldwin slams on the breaks.)
B: You heard me.
M: (understanding) Fuck.
B: This car can go faster than a ten-dollar hooker working outside a donut shop.
M: (impressed) Fuck.
B: But, as you can see, it can stop on a dime, too. A--no, not a dime. A nickel. Two pence. A farthing.
M: A farthing. (pause) The fuck's a farthing?
B: Some cocksuckers at Car and Driver tested it; they say it holds up pretty well.
M: (looks at his hands) Just like my poor mother's heart.
B: True story.
muted trumpet makes me run the other way.
Say what you want about the commercials, but at least they don't have Rebecca Pidgeon in them.
I guess he needed the money? (pretty spot on, jake!)
and up jumped the swagman and sprang into the billabong while watching how his penis patches got wet at http://www.averagepenis.mysize.ws
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