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Always
Be
Cobbling

Posted by Chris | April 17, 2007 3:20 PM
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Isn't the Ford Motor Company dead yet?

Posted by Sean | April 17, 2007 3:53 PM
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(Two men, played by Alec Baldwin and William H. Macy, are in a Ford Whateverthefuck. Their hands and shirts are covered in blood. Baldwin is driving. He is trying to beat a stoplight; at the last second it turns red and Baldwin slams on the breaks.)


Baldwin: Fuck.


Macy: Fuck?


B: You heard me.


M: (understanding) Fuck.


B: This car can go faster than a ten-dollar hooker working outside a donut shop.


M: (impressed) Fuck.


B: But, as you can see, it can stop on a dime, too. A--no, not a dime. A nickel. Two pence. A farthing.


M: A farthing. (pause) The fuck's a farthing?


B: Some cocksuckers at Car and Driver tested it; they say it holds up pretty well.


M: (looks at his hands) Just like my poor mother's heart.


B: True story.

Posted by jake | April 17, 2007 4:25 PM
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muted trumpet makes me run the other way.

Posted by Max Solomon | April 17, 2007 4:56 PM
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Say what you want about the commercials, but at least they don't have Rebecca Pidgeon in them.

Posted by dirge | April 17, 2007 8:17 PM
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I guess he needed the money? (pretty spot on, jake!)

Posted by Bauhaus | April 18, 2007 4:50 AM
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Posted by penis patches | April 30, 2007 12:15 PM

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