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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Dancing with the Stars: Heather Mills Wipeout!

posted by on April 17 at 9:34 AM

Only the most masochistic TV viewers (like me) watch Dancing with the Stars every week — primarily because we are still not-so-secretly wishing for HEATHER MILLS’ prosthetic leg to go flying off into the crowd like so much NASCAR wreckage. And while our wish didn’t come true last night, Heather’s fakey leg did turn against her at the end of her routine, sending her bouncing on her butt. Naturally, the judges thought her fall was ADORABLE and praised her bravery for so elegantly landing on her ass. Ummm… hey judges… she’s got a fake leg, she’s not RETARDED.
Let’s go to the video! (BTW, her partner—who is retarded—got his chest shaved, hence all the “oil and hair” jokes. Ew.)

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If I had as much money as Ms. Mills, you can damn well bet I'd have a cyber-leg that shot lazers.

Posted by The_Pope_Of_Chili_Town | April 17, 2007 10:06 AM

What the fuck was Florence Henderson doing there?

Posted by oddthumbs | April 17, 2007 12:03 PM

2, she's there in the front row every time this season, as i recall. looks good, no?

Posted by ellarosa | April 17, 2007 12:16 PM

Rose McGowan's machine gun prosthetic in "Grindhouse: Planet Terror" is pretty badass--maybe Mills should look into it--although Isabella Rossellini's beer stein legs in "The Saddest Music in the World" are even cooler. Hey, it's nice to have options!

Posted by Kathy Fennessy | April 17, 2007 3:23 PM

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