It's Colorado Springs' as a possessive.
Maybe he's moving there because they turned down the amendment banning gay marriage.
@2 - that explains it.
I thought he was moving to Missouri. Mike in MO will be so disappointed.
Though to be fair, it is probably far easier to find a male hooker in Arizona than in Missouri. And Vegas is less than 300 miles away from Phoenix.
Oh that should help greatly. He'll have a hell of time finding tempting gay men in a city as large and diverse as Phoenix. His poor wife, how long do yall think it will take before he cracks? You just know we'll hear about it soon.
it is a shame how some churches teach their people how to deal with sexual desires. it only encourages ted-like worse behavior. this teaches that not only is it "bad" to have sexual thoughts, but if you do, you'll have to leave town because of them.
Gawd, he really needs to work on those upper arms.
I don't know where to start. The song was OK, but not as good as "God Will Fuck You Up". Ted is just asking for trouble in the metropolis of Phoenix. There are too many men who would really like to be with Ted (in the biblical sense ,of course) in the area for him to escape his temptations. He needs to just admit to himself that he is gay, divorce his wife (let her get on with her life) and get real with his life. Go gay, Ted! Be honest with yourself and get on God's good side. He already knows you are gay, after all. He made you gay. God is the Man! Praise The Lord!!! Amen.
Oh yeah, Ted, cut out the meth. It is not good for you. And while I'm at it, use a condom. OK? Have a happy life. Goodnight.
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