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Good god... is everything on the Slog today going to be dredged-up old YouTube clips? Hasn't everyone already seen these clips of fattie penis, skank Alanis, and laughing multiple babies? Slow day...

Good god... Is everything in the Slog comments today going to be bitter, emo-ish, pissed off "We have already seen this before; we are not amused."
It's free people; enjoy it, blood-in-the-bathroom posts and all.

I think last night was a night for youtube surfing. I was on there for ages, and I usually only go for background comedy while I'm working on something else.

So, does this mean Kelly O has a potential bun in the oven? Or were the pregnancy tests just a coincidence? The multipack is always the way to go, it's a much better value than the one-shots.

Jebus, that woman's fat rolls have heads and they laugh!

Kelly O, I had a very very intense dream last night that I had impregnated a good friend of mine. I am not joking at all. It was haunting me all day. The fact that I even take the time to write this should let you know how freaky it was. Was there something in the air? I don't know. I dreamt that I impregnated my friend and she came back to visit me with my new son. It freaked me out. I tried to chase after him and I picked him up, but he didn't know who I was. It was an anxiety dream, to say the least. I just got home from work so I wasn't able to email my friend about the silly dream yet, but it was intense enough where I felt it must have meant something. If that makes any sense. I know this is going to sound crazy after I post it, but fuck it. This has never happened to me before. I met you once before and I am not a close acquaintance
of yours so I'm not talking about you, or being sarcastic.

I so wish I had not watched that super creepy laughing baby video right before I go to bed. skeeevy!! That mom was laughing, but I bet that trait is going to get a little old before those kids are a year old.