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Life Now That Was a Nightmare

Posted by on April 12 at 13:18 PM

I had a terrifying dream last night.

I think it was somehow related to this:

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And watching this:

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Good god... is everything on the Slog today going to be dredged-up old YouTube clips? Hasn't everyone already seen these clips of fattie penis, skank Alanis, and laughing multiple babies? Slow day...

2

Good god... Is everything in the Slog comments today going to be bitter, emo-ish, pissed off "We have already seen this before; we are not amused."
It's free people; enjoy it, blood-in-the-bathroom posts and all.

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I think last night was a night for youtube surfing. I was on there for ages, and I usually only go for background comedy while I'm working on something else.

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So, does this mean Kelly O has a potential bun in the oven? Or were the pregnancy tests just a coincidence? The multipack is always the way to go, it's a much better value than the one-shots.

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Jebus, that woman's fat rolls have heads and they laugh!

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Kelly O, I had a very very intense dream last night that I had impregnated a good friend of mine. I am not joking at all. It was haunting me all day. The fact that I even take the time to write this should let you know how freaky it was. Was there something in the air? I don't know. I dreamt that I impregnated my friend and she came back to visit me with my new son. It freaked me out. I tried to chase after him and I picked him up, but he didn't know who I was. It was an anxiety dream, to say the least. I just got home from work so I wasn't able to email my friend about the silly dream yet, but it was intense enough where I felt it must have meant something. If that makes any sense. I know this is going to sound crazy after I post it, but fuck it. This has never happened to me before. I met you once before and I am not a close acquaintance
of yours so I'm not talking about you, or being sarcastic.

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I so wish I had not watched that super creepy laughing baby video right before I go to bed. skeeevy!! That mom was laughing, but I bet that trait is going to get a little old before those kids are a year old.

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